Round 8: Maths, Science for 2025

Dane’s body made it to the studio—his mind, however, might still be courtside at the NBA. This week, the boys tackle Round 8 with their signature blend of footy logic, listener tangents, weather predictions, and just a hint of edibles. From Freo form woes to questionable scheduling calls, it’s Maths & Science mayhem at its finest.

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From That Day Forward, I Decided I’d Never Have Another Penis Inside Me

Don’t let the title fool you—this one’s more full-strength footy banter than romantic revelation. Dane's back on deck, joined by the usual suspects, diving headfirst into coaching blow-ups, AFL brain fades, local footy bruises, and the ever-growing list of things that now get you suspended for just showing a bit of ticker. As usual, the episode is fuelled by your listener-submitted questions, keeping the lads off-track and on-brand. With plenty of laughs, a splash of scandal, and a few unsolicited wellness tips, it’s everything you expect from Swanny & Friends… and probably a bit more.

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Guest, Friend... Gary Ayres

With Swanny off on very important business (most likely crafting the perfect last-minute excuse from the porcelain throne), we brought in footy royalty to hold court—five-time premiership Hawk, former Geelong coach, and all-round legend Gary Ayres. In this epic chat, Ayresy dives deep into the locker room stories, coaching lessons, and footy wisdom only decades in the game can deliver. He pays heartfelt tribute to the late, great Allan Jeans, reflects on coaching the enigmatic Billy Brownless, and shares his unique perspective on playing alongside the freakish talent that was Gary Ablett Sr. Add in mentions of Hawks icons like Dunstall, Dipierdomenico, Langford, Mu, and Platten—and you’ve got an episode that truly earns its spot in the Swanny & Friends hall of fame.

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Easter long weekend ahead and It's round 6, the ladder... is starting to settle.

A lovely spread of games from Thursday to Monday and we unpack them all.

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This week on Swanny & Friends, we had a very special guest lined up… or so we thought. While their seat remained suspiciously vacant, the show went on in full flight—non-heroin, of course. From oddly specific sock protocols and AFL supporter tier lists to Easter hunts and monster truck plans, it’s the usual mix of life, laughs, and a sprinkle of chaos. Turns out, sometimes, some of the best banter happens when it’s just Swanny and us, as his friends.

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This week, the gang gathers 'round (online!) for Round 5 of the AFL—and things get weird quick. Sam’s rocking eye masks, Ralphy’s tipping like a psychic, and Dane’s torn between team loyalty and betting logic. From salmon sperm skincare to elevator placement theory and a definitive list of AFL “stars vs superstars” on the horizon—this one’s got it all. Plus, the crew makes their best (and possibly worst) calls for Gather Round in Adelaide.

Happy listening and fluttering (responsibly, of course)

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We are online as kids have germs and therefore, inevitably so will their parents but we cannot survive with out Samantha, we have proven this time and time again.

Here is a little too much chat about poo and weddings and not enough about listener questions but we do our best to as many as we can!

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Mostly Maths Science with a little Dane rant and more bowel movement chat that is completely unnecessary, but so is most things we chat about.

Please remember to gamble responsibly & enjoy our take on round 4.

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Well as Samantha returns to form after a few weeks of "sleep rehab", she even brought a segment to the table...about time she started doing something around here!

Dane also asked the questions - "What is wrong with Melbourne?" and what is this "Sexy Siren Song Freo are singing" because well they are no good but some how fool us all into thinking other wise.

We also covered just how much of a tight arse some of Dane's team mates, coaches and friends are and how some sponsors were just made to take advantage of!

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Service meets style with uniquely curated, members-only premium workspaces that seamlessly blend design-led amenities, custom furniture, and bespoke private offices with first-class service. A distinctive blueprint across three hubs – Bureau, Parlor & Galerie. Beyond coworking, delivering quality of work-life balance and evolving the shared working space.

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A few pick-ems in this weeks draw and whilst Dane may not have known Penguins are birds, he certainly knows his footy. So tune in for a break down of the round ahead and if your'e new here, we like to guess the line for a bit of added fun!

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Recorded out of Eclat - https://eclat.com/

Neither home nor office, but something both in between and entirely different. Redefining the coworking experience, Eclat presents a unique contemporary and luxury workspace that speaks to the brilliance of our members through a culture of creativity, commerce and connection.

Service meets style with uniquely curated, members-only premium workspaces that seamlessly blend design-led amenities, custom furniture, and bespoke private offices with first-class service. A distinctive blueprint across three hubs – Bureau, Parlor & Galerie. Beyond coworking, delivering quality of work-life balance and evolving the shared working space.

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