Billy went to dinner with the Daicos boys last night, and kicks things off with the All Sports Report - where he claims to have been at Simon Goodwin's press conference today.

GWS Giant Callum Brown is in studio ahead of their clash with the Bulldogs tonight, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know about the weird funeral requests you've heard.

Herby is back with some feedback about Billy squeezing himself into a Collingwood jumper, Greg Rust has the latest motorsport news, and we hear an Idiot Song set to a classic from the Gurus.

St Kilda's Callum Wilkie is in studio to talk about Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera's heroics, and his own wedding plans. Then he sticks around to judge Billy's Joke. Will he give Plastic or Woolly Bully?

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Billy starts us off with the All Sports Report - and some unusual goings on in the background of today's AFL press conferences.

Nathan and Jaden battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz for an awesome Yeti prize pack, then the legendary Jeremy Piven calls in from New Zealand ahead of his Australian tour.

The boys look at poor old John Hastings nightmare over in a Legends Cricket match, then Collingwood's Dan McStay is in studio as he prepares to face his old side on Saturday night. 

Herby comes in with some social media feedback for Billy's Bake, and Billy finishes the show with a joke about a lovely gesture from his wife.

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We start with a glowing review of the show from JB's wife Lisa, before Billy moves into the All Sports Report - and a new world record in weightlifting.

Brian Taylor calls in ahead of appearing on Front Bar tomorrow night, then Topics Brownless goes with a question that maybe needed some more finetuning.

Melbourne Vixen Zara Walters calls in as they prepare for the Super Netball Grand Final on Saturday, and we need to back over old Pronunciations Brownless from earlier in the show.

In the Wacky World of William we've found the top 5 signs you might be a psychopath, then Billy turns on the oven and Bakes the AFL's late-season fixturing.

The Footy Rhino Ryan Daniels has all the headlines covered - including Harley Reid's potential $24m deal at West Coast, and a name synonymous with Carlton could be on the move.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a donkey.

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Billy kicks off the week with the All Sports Report as there were a number of incredible finishes over the weekend - including the Saints, Oscar Piastri, and the Melbourne Vixens.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 20, and a deep dive on the woeful performance from the Kangas.

Monday Brag Artist is where you get to puff out your chest and tell us something amazing you've done, then former AFL player turned Goal Umpire David Rodan calls in after his 300th game as a player/umpire - and reveals the funniest thing a player did to him on field.

Billy wraps up the highlights from the weekend of footy, we compile several examples of cricketers getting hit in a sensitive spot, and Billy has a joke about a wolf bite to finish the show.

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Look back at the best stuff from our first week after a little break - including Billy's rebrand, Topics Brownless, Living End frontman Chris Cheney, Billy's Luke Littler Craft, the Top 5 Ozzy Osbourne Moments, Greg Blewett's West Indian trip, an Idiot File, and Billy's least poxy joke

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Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report by mispronouncing former teammate Ken Hinkley's name, before we get into Topics Brayshaw and an invasion from Todd from Barwon Heads.

Vixens superstar Jo Weston is in studio as they prepare for their Preliminary Final against the NSW Swifts on Sunday.

Billy's Wacky World of William is back with a very raunchy story from the UK, Greg Rust joins us with an F1 update ahead of the Belgian GP, and we get an Idiot File from Billy - after just three days on air.

Wallabies Captain Harry Wilson calls in ahead of game two in the British and Irish Lions series at the MCG on Saturday, and Billy finishes with a joke about a date that finished before it even started.

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As Billy models the new Triple M Dr Dan Hoodie, we kick the show off with the All Sports Report - featuring footy cricket, and the World Snail Racing Championships.

Fremantle's Luke Ryan calls in ahead of the Western Derby on Saturday, then Kathy and Joey battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

Billy hands the Top 5 over to Dangerous Dave - who runs through the Top 5 Ozzy Osbourne moments of all time, then Herby comes in with some social media feedback for Billy's new name, his craft, and his nude photo.

The Living End's Chris Cheney talks about their new album and upcoming tour, and Billy finishes with a joke about a lady having no luck on dating sites.

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It's ratings day and the boys are up and about. We kick things off with the All Sports Report - with some huge news from the Western Bulldogs, and highlights of the Australian Forklift Championships.

Wallabies legend Matt Burke calls in as the British and Irish Lions tour hits Melbourne, then Topics Brownless wants to know who you sat next to... unusual.

Billy debuts a new segment - "The Wacky World of William", and he's got some craft about darts champion Luke Littler failing his driving test.

Adelaide's Ben Keays calls in ahead of Showdown 58 on Saturday, and Billy's Joke is about upholstery...

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JB and Billy are back from a little break, and Dangerous Dave is with us too! Billy kicks it off with a jam-packed All Sports Report, before Damian Barrett comes in with his positives and negatives from Round 19 and the latest news on Tassie, the tribunal, and Greg Swann.

Billy pumps himself up with Monday Brag Artist before we take your calls, we go through some of the best Triple M Footy highlights while we've been away, and in response to some feedback about his skinny-dipping photo - Billy has become a Zen Master.

Greg Blewett phones in just hours after coming back from the Caribbean for the Aussies v West Indies tests - and he ran into Merv Hughes while he was there!

Finally, Billy has a joke about Willie Nelson to close the show.

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