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It's ratings day and JB and Billy are flying. We kick off the show with the All Sports Report, before Collingwood's Jack Crisp calls in ahead of his 245th consecutive AFL match on Saturday - a new record.

Topics Brownless goes to an old classic, JB has a story about the great Sir Don Bradman, and Herby is in studio with some social media feedback for Billy's craft.

We've got an ENORMOUS Idiot File, and four-time Hawks Premier Jordan Lewis is in studio as they celebrate their Centenary on Sunday.

Finally, Billy has two jokes to close out the week - one maybe good, one maybe s***.

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We kick off with Billy's All Sports Report - as Kane Cornes draws the ire of the North Melbourne Football Club.

Jay Z Clark makes his long awaited return to the show with footy's biggest headlines, then Ben and Chris battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz.

JB's Traffic Party has an all points bulletin aimed at Victorian Driving Instructors, and Bily wraps up some more headlines.

Craft Brownless is back at it, as we look at some of the more unusual names in world sport.

St Kilda champ and now boxer Steven Baker is putting the gloves on again this weekend, and we also look back at his role in the infamous Sirengate game of 2006.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a very horny Grandpa.

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The Warrnambool Carnival is under way, and so is Billy with his All Sports Report.

Kamdyn McIntosh is in studio alongside his sister Brooke - who is running a full lap around Australia to aid mental health group the Blue Tree Project.

Topics Brownless wants to know what you've been dragged along to, and JB talks about his son voting in an election for the first time.

Billy has his top 5 moments from 'Strayan cultural history, duelling ruckmen Todd Goldstein and Tristan Xerri are in studio together ahead of the Bombers vs Roos game on Thursday, and Billy has a joke about a dying man's last question to his wife.

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Rabs is up and about because Liverpool sealed the EPL title, and Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - and a visit from one of our most famous callers.

Damian Barrett is in studio with plenty to talk about from Round 7, and we want you to tell us about something amazing you did with Monday Brag Artist.

Billy has some news you might've missed, and the best moments from Triple M Footy last weekend, before Carlton's Mitch McGovern calls in after beating Billy's Cats yesterday.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a couple of old ladies who don't mind the herb.

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Take a look back at a short but big week - with Craft Brownless, JB's emails, Ben Dixon, Topics Brownless, The Hump Day Quiz, Max Gawn, Billy's new shoes, an Idiot Song, and a joke about stolen underpants.

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Billy debuts a new pair of shoes... and they're a bit noisy. Then we get into the show with the All Sports Report.

Essendon legend Jobe Watson is in studio to talk about the ANZAC Day game against Collingwood, and he has a little clip for his old man Tim!

Topics Rabs is in the house with petty neighbour disputes, Billy has some news you might've missed, and an Idiot Song.

Hawthorn champ Ben Dixon is in studio - and Billy puts together a list of the Top 5 Goals After The Siren... you'll never guess who's at number one.

Finally, Billy has a joke about Peter Daicos to finish the week. 

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Billy's All Sports Report kicks off the show - including more craft from Billy.

Kane and Brandon battle it out for some great prizes in the Hump Day Quiz, before Collingwood's Isaac Quaynor rings in to talk about the ANZAC Day game against Essendon.

JB had a concern about the Federal Election today, Billy has some news you might've missed, and JB has received some emails with some feedback for Billy.

Geelong's Rhys Stanley calls in after their big Easter Monday win, and Billy has a joke about some stolen underwear to finish the show.

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Billy is a lot worse for wear after Geelong's win yesterday, but we eventually manage to get to the All Sports Report - including Noah Balta's court sentence, and Oscar Piastri achieving a 15-year Formula 1 first.

The AFL's Cal Twomey is in studio with some takeaways from Round 6 - including growing concern over the four-umpire system.

Billy is very upset that Gout Gout wasn't in the Stawell Gift final, so he turns to the phones to hear your biggest disgraces.

The 5 at 5:05 is back with some great moments from Round 6, then Craft Brownless is back following a very unusual story about some in-sync Queensland twins.

Melbourne captain Max Gawn is back in studio after finally getting off the schneid against Freo, and Billy has a fruity Viagra joke to close out a massive show.

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