We had our very first Lu & Jarch wedding today, as part of Married At First Voice. And a man has revealed the most unhinged things his 5 year old son has said to him, so we ask the question, what’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child say?

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Big news has rocked the Lu and Jarch team… Lu got glasses!!! We lined up a bunch of callers on air and Lu had to guess if they were wearing glasses, or not. Judge Jarchy nearly had to kick another member out of his courtroom, and is AI is threatening to kill us?

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An Australian man went viral over the weekend after accidentally throwing a chair at his mates head outside a strip cub… So today on the show, Lu and Jarch take part in a chair throwing competition on the rooftop (don’t tell the bosses). And we chat about the non-sexual things you find attractive in the opposite sex.

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A man has mistaken a human poo for his dogs poo and picked it up…so we hear stories about things you’ve done then blamed on an animal. Plus, it’s Friday which means we write another bingle for another Aussie business. SEEYA MONDAY!

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Reverse The Verse makes its 2026 debut today for Thrusty Thursday. And Jarch had a nightmare at the Australian Open that was caught on camera…it involves a sweaty and stinky t-shirt.

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Today on the show, Judge Jarchy had to hold someone in contempt of court. A married couple of 19 years have discovered they’re actually brother and sister, we find out if they got a divorce OR if they chose to stay together. And we dip into The Complaints Department to hear a couple more complaints. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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We’re kicking off a brand new week with a brand new segment…Roll With It! And a lady has tried to smuggle 2 turtles through airport security, one turtle in each cup of her bra, so of course we ask the question – what did you hide in your bra? SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Happy Freeball Friday! Today on the show we debut our very first bingle for 2026. And a new study shows nail growth can predict your lifespan, so we want to know the worst places you’ve seen someone cut their nails.

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Jarch is back! He tells a story about how his illness nearly caused a rift in his marriage. Plus we hear stories about unfortunate slips of the tongue, and Lulu asks the nation to help her find a new hobby. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Jarch and LP are both off sick today, so the big dawg LDD is running the show. Dr Dal Din makes an appearance, Lu’s found some more pathetic injuries from around the country, and the big boss calls in to give some feedback on her first solo performance. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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