This week on Proper True Yarn, the phone lines deliver absolute carnage.

We’re talking myths, legends, and right-off-tap yarns — from wild farm stories and jaw-dropping confessions, to spearfishing chaos with sharks, and a sparky who delivered the pettiest breakup revenge imaginable.

🔥 In this episode:

• Wild rural yarns that shouldn’t exist
• Spearfishing close calls and shark encounters
• The most cooked farm stories you’ve ever heard
• A sparky’s perfectly wired revenge
• Listener yarns that push the limits

Plus, Yarn of the Month returns thanks to Our Cow, with a chance to score a box of premium grass-fed Aussie meat.

Raw. Unfiltered. Definitely not advice.

🎙️ Listener call-ins

🇦🇺 Real Aussie chaos

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Russ tells how he rolled his Triton twice, copped a $20k repair bill, then later drowned the ute in a flooded ford, only to have the rescue video hit Facebook and rack up hundreds of thousands of views courtesy of “Frank’s Trees.”

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Russ tells the story of a “quick trip” to Christchurch that turned into a 45-hour bender: pulling a sickie, smashing red wines on the plane, his mate getting thrown in detox at Macky G, ending up naked in fluffy slippers wandering the streets at 4am, getting scooped by the boys in an Uber, then backing it up for another full day on the piss. Pure chaos, peak Kiwi mischief, absolute Proper True Yarn territory.

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Knuckles wraps up with Luke Modini for a loose rapid-fire yarn—autographs, biggest stuff-ups, craziest fights, and life outside the ring. Luke talks sparring Mairis Briedis, fighting through injuries, taking late-notice title fights on Foxtel, and why he loves a proper grudge match. Then it gets wild: Luke’s rare dog-breeding side hustle, the ultra-rare Laizhou Hong (Chinese Red Dog) in Australia, and what it takes to train serious protection dogs. Plus: respect for Jai Opetaia and the fight Luke would take in a heartbeat.

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This week on Proper True Yarn, things go from bad to absolutely cooked — fast.

We’ve got listener yarns that include NT cattle station chaos, a cowgirl escaping a burning camp only to end up waist-deep in a septic tank, and house-party disasters that spiral into parents walking in, smashed fish tanks, and life-ending timing.

🔥 In this episode:

• Bronc rider yarns and country hat chat
• A Territory cowgirl’s worst night imaginable
• From fire… straight into the shit pits
• Bedroom disasters and surprise homecomings
• Fish tanks, fist fights, and zero good decisions

Plus, Yarn of the Month is back thanks to Our Cow, with a chance to score up to $250 worth of premium grass-fed Aussie beef.

As always — raw, real, unfiltered, and definitely not advice.

🎙️ Listener call-ins

🇦🇺 Real Aussie yarns

⚠️ Bad decisions guaranteed

Good choices are boring.

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Knuckles sits down with Luke Modini for a powerful Proper True Yarn about family, grit, and purpose. Luke opens up about being raised by his grandparents, the work ethic of his 13-year-old brother, and building CSE Boxing Gym from the ground up. He reflects on coaching, teamwork, his devastating knockout power, and calls out Jake Paul - before breaking down the Tyson vs Paul fight controversy. Honest, heartfelt, and hard-hitting.

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Luke Modini joins Knuckles for a straight-up Proper True Yarn about life in the ring. From starting boxing at 13, sparring grown men, and his lone amateur loss, to becoming ANBF Australian Cruiserweight Champion, vacating his belt, and keeping it “in the family.” Luke opens up about his brutal hand surgery, his comeback plan for 2025, chasing world rankings, and taking fights anywhere—from New Zealand to the Congo and even Russia. Raw insight from one of Australia’s toughest cruiserweights.

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Knuckles sits down with Jack Jensen (MSFT Productions) for a chaotic Proper True Yarn—motocross in NZ, big crashes, freeride filming, wild parties, and meeting legends like FISHER and Israel Adesanya. Raw laughs, real lessons, and big-send energy.

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Silly Saturday is back and the voicemail line is fully unhinged.

Knuckles and Zak rip through a stack of listener call-ins featuring country chaos, unreal spearfishing moments, and a few “how did this even happen?” stories that should probably stay in the group chat (but didn’t).

In this episode:

• A farm yarn that escalates fast
• Speargun mayhem and sharks trying to tax your catch
• Zak’s spearfishing days: shark tornadoes and a close call off the islands
• A sparky’s breakup revenge prank that’ll make you think twice before cheating
• Classic weekend banter, wild characters, and proper Aussie energy

Plus, Yarn of the Month is powered by Our Cow — call in your best yarn for a shot at a box of top-shelf goodies.

Good choices are boring… you know what to do.

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Jack Jensen shares how MSFT Productions grew into a 200k-strong action sports community and how losing mates to suicide led him to start Spark That Chat – a mental health charity using stoke, storytelling and connection to spark conversations and help keep legends here longer.

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