Cheeky mid work roots? Tours of mental asylums? Is borrowing a mates pair of jocks play on? All of these and more of the world's problems answered on this weeks unreal instalment of Talkback. Enjoy legends!

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0:00 - Intro

2:10 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn

6:00 - Carry Ons

1:00:00 - Winning Yarn

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One of the greatest weekends of all time for our big Moochter.

We cover Queefta's big day and the fun that was had celebrating love and how the boys provided the best balance of chirping and banter as the MC's for his wedding! Poo also found out a soapy secret about Quinn on the day that he just could not keep to himself before we run through some great instalments of the usual segments. Hectic shit happening in the news, including another manhole incident and massive upsets in the UFC recently before diving into a peculiar version of Queefta Of The Week and probably the creepiest version of Poo's Reviews yet. Thanks to all you legends for your ongoing support!

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Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds app. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

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0:00 - Quinn's Wedding

26:30 - The Stable

32:00 - Movies, Shows & Games

42:39 - Pub Of The Week

47:23 - Cooking/Eating

57:47 - Alpha News

1:26:14 - Motivation

1:39:38 - Queefta Of The Week

1:46:35 - Poo's Reviews

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BBQ enthusiast, cooking content creator and great mate of the show Johnny Austin joins us around the table for a catch up.

We talk about Johnny's recent trip to the USA and his hitlist of BBQ places that he visited whilst he was over there, the wild world of Buccee's servos and his plans for AussieQ as it looks to expand into a new shed with sets for filming. We cover his TikTok duets with Gordon Ramsay and some of his recent favourite meals to cook on the smoker and the BBQ before getting some updated answers on the guest questions. It was unreal getting this legend on for a catch up, he's always supported the ABC and being a pillar of the trendsetters. Enjoy legends!

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0:00 - Johnny Returns

14:00 - BBQ Rubs

18:00 - Upgrading Filming Space

25:00 - Gordon Ramsay Duel

31:30 - Fry Pans & Cookware

40:00 - Jala-Pain-O Roulette

45:00 - Chicken Recipes

1:05:00 - USA Trip

1:20:00 - Buccee's

1:34:00 - Guest Questions

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Bandit has caught the Cooktown Cough and is a grumpy boy today which we take full advantage of. Some ripper yarns from the trendsetters this week, including why you shouldn't fart on ya mates, toilet training the tin lids and many more from some of our favourite trendsetters. Enjoy legends!

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Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

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0:00 - INTRO

1:30 - KNUCKLES PROPER TRUE YARN

8:00 - CARRY ONS

57:00 - WINNING CALLER

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The Curious Case of the Cooktown Cough.

The boys are not fresh at all but they made it home safe to tell you all about their ripper trip up to Cooktown for the Cooktown boar comp. They take you from start to finish, including road trip yarns, the cough of the curious, their actual boar hunts and the sick new tech they used on their adventure. Queefta tells us about holding down the fort in Gladdy, including moving into his new crib and his wedding coming up this weekend. Pep has finally come back from leave and has some fantastic dumpies for us! And we bring it home with one of the highest quality instalments of Queefta Of The Week and a rather smelly edition of Poo's Reviews. We got through it legends, hope you enjoy your week!

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Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

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0:00 - Cooktown Boar Comp

34:13 - Queefta's Move

43:00 - Air Hoses

50:00 - The Stable

53:00 - Teching Out

1:00:00 - Road Trip Yarns

1:06:00 - Pub Of The Week

1:10:00 - Pep & Poo's Dump Finds For You

1:13:00 - Cooking/Eating

1:17:15 - Alpha News

1:27:14 - Queefta Of The Week

1:34:34 - Poo's Reviews

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Hopefully we have successfully made it to Cooktown by the time you hear this! A fantastic instalment of Talkback as per usual this week, limericks and headnoise around plowing Grandma? Get around it to find out! Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters.

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Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

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Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

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0:00 - Intro

2:10 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn

5:30 - Carry Ons

55:00 - Winning Yarn / Call

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The week is finally upon us to go and hopefully slay some boars at the Cooktown boar competition up in God's country, Cooktown. The boys are eager and run through their plans and what they're hoping to achieve on their next big mission. There is dramas in the Dump department as Curious got told off at the tip for trying to find some new dumpies, but we're hoping Pep flys back in soon from wherever he is! A trip to Straddie during Pub Of The Week, getting struck by lightning at golf during the News and we wrap up with a very analytical review from the Love Doctor. Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters and stay out of yourselves. 

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Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

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0:00 - Cooktown Boar Comp Prep

15:45 - The Stable

22:00 - Other Weekend Dribble

26:00 - Tales Of The Dump

31:00 - Pub Of The Week

44:00 - Cooking

50:30 - Alpha News

1:28:00 - Motivation

1:30:40 - Trendsetters

1:47:45 - Queefta Of The Week

1:54:07 - Poo's Reviews

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Longtime mates of the show and veterans of the yarning game Clutz and D'arce from Bloody Brilliant Beers join us to catch up.

A lot has happened since the boys were last on the show. They give a brief look behind the curtain into how their show began and how it has changed over the 6+ years of recording it at the iconic Caxton Hotel. We cover one of their recent greatest achievements, breaking the world record for having a beer in every Australian state in record time and the adventure that they endured battling flights and hangovers to get the record. They dive deeper into their journey with the World's Most Ordinary Rig contests with Budgy Smuggler and how they've recently hit their stride creatively in workshopping new shows and segments, including an upcoming preview on their satirical news show "A Caxton Affair". We finish off by chatting about each of the boys' side hustles, including D'arcy's engagement ring business and Clutz's interest in cards and collectibles. It was unreal to get these legends back on for a yarn and a great catch up as they continue to put in the work and fly the flag for yarning like we do. Enjoy trendsetters.

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Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:

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0:00 - How BBB Started

19:00 - Quitting Normal Jobs

31:00 - Social Media Is Now A Requirement For Podcasts

36:00 - Taking The Jump / Having A Crack

48:30 - Clutzy's Collectibles & Cards

57:30 - Gannon Diamonds

1:06:30 - A Beer In Every State World Record

1:46:00 - Mustering

1:57:00 - A Caxton Affair

2:10:00 - Guest Questions

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A proper WILD instalment of Talkback we have in store this week! We get to the bottom of the Air Hose saga, discuss why people smear their literal sh*t on walls and the tale of the soggy sandwich. Enjoy legends and have a ripper rest of your week!

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Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:

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0:00 - Intro

2:05 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn

6:00 - Carry Ons

1:10:00 - Winning Yarn 

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Don't digit lambs maaaaate. 

An eventful weekend in glorious Gladstone from around the traps with the boys, from target practice with Tommy, kids being picky with their food and diving into the art of the Sunday Lamb Roast (and why they shouldn't be digited). A very niche Pub Of The Week where we revisit an old topic from the show and Curious is back to the local tip this week for some Dump Finds! News is fully packed and Poo's Reviews gets rather gorey as we bring the show home. Enjoy the rest of your week legends. 

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Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:

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0:00 - Curious' Trip To Canberra

6:00 - Wordart & Poems

10:00 - Tommy The Marksman

17:00 - Bricky On The Brickies

22:00 - Kids Being Picky With Food

27:00 - Moochley Mishaps

33:00 - Fuel Boats

39:00 - Podcast Royale 3.0 Updates

46:00 - The Stable

53:00 - Pub Of The Week

1:07:00 - Curious & Poo's Dump Finds For You

1:13:00 - Cooking/Eating

1:28:00 - Alpha News

2:12:00 - Queefta Of The Week

2:18:19 - Poo's Reviews

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