We chat Magpie Espresso, Bobby's muscle mass, Buckley's flex, Framptonelli Pizza, cup of concrete Wade, share house meat, your game day itineraries and our hard ranking of Collingwood prelims

We celebrate Splinter Malthouse flooring burglar thugs, Collingwood dominating backward Adelaide, plus cussing Pies, Beatlemania Schultz, the De Goey face, Mason's moment, apex Moore, Maynard's tackle, the return of the Nedlongian calendar and all our juicy highlights from a vintage Dirty Pies Qualifying Final

We chat bus convoys, Bobby’s hopes, the Cox wild card, Adelaide’s dirty pies moment, our fabulously camp psych-out strategy, and a Hard Ask featuring your nail-biting Grim Reaper moments

We drink Irish whiskey in the box, Guinness on the hill, send an SOS to Phil Cox, weigh in on All-Australian oversights, finals themes, retirement Kool-Aid and make our case for a quantum vibe shift.

We chat concussion nostalgia, seretonin depletion and a Malthouse love-in, plus Cameron's contract, Nathan's affair, Perryman's grill, Jordan's Yak, Wade's rib sauce, and Damien's self help audiobook at our hardest hour. 

We chat Pie Hard Paparazzi and the ongoing Silvagni saga, Porthole reviews, Snoop Style CEO's, Robo-Wade and virile JDG, plus your best of AFL in the 90s.

We chat half-priced hotdogs, Bologna babies, silver bullets and the blip the Magpies had to have, plus retro guernseys, Kinetic bongs, Yakuza pinkies and our take on the post-cuddle ball strategic landscape.

We chat Gold Coast creepy crawlies and the second Nick we had all along, ancient Pies supporters, IQ's fragrances, Peter's outsourced social media and our anti-social take on the anti-social hotline travesty.

We chat chest-puffing Pies, imperious Moore and the return of Titchell, plus Graham 'death' Wright, Damo's crayfish, Roan's Bolognese, and an indulgent look back at 100 episodes of delicious Collingwood culture.  

Magpie clickbait, Conjurer McRae, De Goey’s Grand Designs, Steele in, Steele out, Neapolitan defence, Monkey Magic rivalry, Grossi menu porn and the long-awaited return of PhD.