We chat concussion nostalgia, seretonin depletion and a Malthouse love-in, plus Cameron's contract, Nathan's affair, Perryman's grill, Jordan's Yak, Wade's rib sauce, and Damien's self help audiobook at our hardest hour. 

We chat Pie Hard Paparazzi and the ongoing Silvagni saga, Porthole reviews, Snoop Style CEO's, Robo-Wade and virile JDG, plus your best of AFL in the 90s.

We chat half-priced hotdogs, Bologna babies, silver bullets and the blip the Magpies had to have, plus retro guernseys, Kinetic bongs, Yakuza pinkies and our take on the post-cuddle ball strategic landscape.

We chat Gold Coast creepy crawlies and the second Nick we had all along, ancient Pies supporters, IQ's fragrances, Peter's outsourced social media and our anti-social take on the anti-social hotline travesty.

We chat chest-puffing Pies, imperious Moore and the return of Titchell, plus Graham 'death' Wright, Damo's crayfish, Roan's Bolognese, and an indulgent look back at 100 episodes of delicious Collingwood culture.  

Magpie clickbait, Conjurer McRae, De Goey’s Grand Designs, Steele in, Steele out, Neapolitan defence, Monkey Magic rivalry, Grossi menu porn and the long-awaited return of PhD.

Pie Hard attempts to reel in a Collingwood legend, weighs in on the ubiquitous tagger debate, calls time on a Carlton coach, samples a delicious new club sponsor, spotlights the rise and rise of Darcy Cameron and Frampchise, salivates over incoming goal pig Charlie West, all while downing a couple of cold hard fridge cigarettes

We scrape the bye week barrel to unearth Collingwood connections to the design world, celebrate the Maynard contract, analyse which veterans will play on, reveal the identity of the next Collingwood Big Fish, and for some reason we even talk about Warren Tredrea.

This week Pie Hard mainlines the Collingwood speedball, unloads on embarrassing wizard hats, sneaks into the Daicos' dentist box, carb loads with Isaac Quaynor and generally peaks too early to a soundtrack of Aaron James folk songs

We settle on a theme for Collingwood's terrifying burst dominance, discuss mid-season recruits, a return to the Magpie nest for Dermie, celebrate Ned Long's game of shrugs, Oleg's Bunnings sausage, and the plantar fascia fix that was there all along