Which is the greatest church picnic activity of all time?

Bri attempts a definitive answer in her latest installment of “How to Lutheran,” as she offers listeners a ranked list of the best — and worst — ways to pass the time at a summertime church picnic.

Which is better: softball, kickball, or dodgeball? Why do mothers in particular hate the egg toss? Which picnic activity has the most fanatical adherents? Which is almost guaranteed to end (or at least seriously strain) childhood friendships?

Find out answers to these questions and more — including the ultimate question: which will win? — in this hilarious send-up of a beloved summertime tradition.

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