In this episode, Emily and Jason spiral (lovingly) into a full-blown existential crisis about how wildly wasteful our world has become. From single-use everything to perfectly good items tossed in the trash, they wonder how we all just... live like this? But don’t worry—it’s funny! They laugh through the panic, question their own trash habits, and wonder aloud if society might one day wake up and smell the compost. Emily also shares her latest hyperfixation: westerns. Because if there’s one thing the frontier life got right, it was using every part of the buffalo...

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We’ve all had those moments we wish we could erase, but let’s be honest—our most embarrassing stories make the best content. This week, Emily and Jason dive into their most cringeworthy memories, from the time Jason had to strut around McDonald’s in a full Batman costume to the horrifying realization that Emily and her friends had been joyfully playing in… raw sewage. (Yep, you read that right.) These are the moments that humble us, haunt us, and, ultimately, make for a great laugh. Plus, Jason shares an update on his new keto journey as he works to improve his kidney health. Tune in for the awkwardness, stay for the inspiration—because sometimes, the best way to get through life’s most humiliating moments is to laugh about them later.

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Marriage is full of big moments, little annoyances, and unexpected challenges—and we're talking about all of them in this episode! Jason and Emily dive into what really makes a marriage work, from communication and trust to knowing when *not* to bring home ice cream. (Spoiler: Jason made a critical error.) They share a recent disagreement over a grocery store decision gone wrong and how small moments like these can reveal deeper truths about partnership.

They also get into something more serious—Jason’s journey with polycystic kidney disease. He opens up about what it means for their family, his efforts to reverse its effects naturally, and the lifestyle changes he’s making to take control of his health. Through laughter, honesty, and a little friendly debate, Jason and Emily unpack what it means to show up for each other in sickness and in health—and why marriage is just one long adventure in learning and growing together.

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Episode Description:

Emily and Jason are back from the road, and they’ve got stories to tell! After weeks of traveling, performing, and meeting incredible people, they’re reflecting on the highs, the unexpected challenges, and how the experience has made them even sharper at what they do. From overcoming stage mishaps to learning how to keep the energy up day after day, this tour wasn’t just a trip—it was a crash course in getting better at their craft. 

But that’s not all. Apparently, their recent apocalypse episode ruffled some feathers, and another podcaster has a few things to say about it. Emily and Jason aren’t here for the “stay in your lane” mindset, though. Whether it’s comedy, parenting, or the end of the world, why should anyone limit themselves?

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What makes a story truly compelling? In this episode, Emily and Jason break down the magic of storytelling—why some stories stick with us and others fall flat. They explore Jason’s top five favorite films, and debate whether his movie taste is actually trash (spoiler: Emily thinks it is). 

But there’s a catch—knowledge of story structure has officially ruined movies for Emily. Now, she can’t just enjoy a film without analyzing every plot beat, character arc, and emotional manipulation tactic. 

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Emily and Jason are gearing up for their upcoming tour, and while Emily’s excited, Jason’s feeling the pressure. They chat about pre-show jitters, the internet’s latest meltdown over Emily’s Get Your Pink Back joke, and why people take everything so seriously. Meanwhile, Jason proposes a groundbreaking idea—if women get their pink back, dads need their own official representative bird. Bald eagle? Pigeon? Something that thrives on dad energy? It’s a chaotic mix of tour talk, internet outrage, and extremely unnecessary bird discourse. Tune in for laughs, mild anxiety, and Jason once again fighting for dads everywhere.

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Emily and Jason face the ultimate test—figuring out if they have what it takes to survive the end of the world. Would they be the resourceful leaders of a new society, or would they be taken out immediately by something embarrassingly preventable? They break down the types of people most likely to survive, the absolute worst ones to be stuck with, and which apocalypse scenario is actually the most realistic. 

From total government collapse to AI takeovers, they cover the best (and worst) survival strategies with absolutely no expertise. Will their crunchy lifestyle give them an edge, or will their aversion to synthetic materials be their downfall? 

It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it just might be the most unhinged episode yet. If you’ve ever wondered how you’d fare in an apocalypse, this one’s for you.

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Emily and Jason talk about what it means to go against the grain. For Emily, it was never a choice—life circumstances forced her to take an unconventional path, and it just stuck. From childhood to motherhood, she’s always found herself zigging when supposed to zag. For Jason, going against the grain has been his way of making people laugh and feel accepted. Whether cracking jokes in a room full of strangers or challenging the status quo with humor, he’s always leaned into the unexpected. Together, they share stories of pushing past norms, embracing the uncomfortable, and finding freedom in doing things differently. Whether you’ve always walked your own path or feel the pressure to conform, this episode is a reminder that the best things in life often come from choosing the road less traveled.

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What do you do when you’re handed new information? Do you panic? Do you roll your eyes and ignore it? Or do you start researching until you’re knee-deep in rabbit holes? From food dyes in kids’ snacks to lead lurking in everyday objects, we explore how to evaluate what’s worth acting on and what’s just noise. 

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Really Very Crunchy

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Homeschooling: You're Doing It Right Just By Doing It

Emily and Jason welcome their very first guest—Ginny Yurich, the founder of 1000 Hours Outside! Ginny joins us for a heartwarming and hilarious conversation about the rollercoaster journey of motherhood. We talk about birth stories, sharing the good and that bad.

Ginny opens up about the challenges of being a new mom and how those early struggles helped inspire her to create 1000 Hours Outside, a movement that’s transformed countless families throughout the world. Plus, we talk about her brand-new book, which is available for pre-order now.

Be sure to check out Ginny's Podcast:

The 1000 Hours Outside Podcast

And her most recent book, which is available everywhere: Until the Streelights Come On: How a Return to Play Brightens Our Present and Prepares Kids for an Uncertain

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Really Very Crunchy: The Beginner's Guide to Removing Toxins From Your Life Without Adding them To Your Personality

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