So, we apologize in advance for lying.  We were “planning” to pick our respective Top 6 Favorite Fucking Slayer Tracks.  One problem:  it’s REALLY hard for us to nail down our personal “Final Six” Favorite Fucking Slayer tracks, because quite frankly, it’s Fucking Slayer.  Which means that we could do this episode in a million different ways in a million different multiverses across a million different dimensions and they would ALL be unique. And they would ALL be awesome.  Because they would ALL have one thing in common: (you already know…)   FUCKING SLAYER!!

Having said that, we DID try to nail down what we’ll call the “rough draft” of our respective Top “Final Six” favorite FUCKING SLAYER tracks.  As usual, anytime we’re talking about FUCKING SLAYER, you KNOW it’s gonna be a good time.  We did actually get into the logic that would ultimately drive our Top Favorite Final Six, but if we’re being honest, it kinda turned into an orgy of Fucking Slayer.  (I know, right?  Guess what?  There’s absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.  Ever! In ANY dimension or multiverse!! Especially THIS one!).

So turn on your “out of office” notification (technically, that’s NOT lying), roll another bowl of your favorite relaxer (“work/life balance requires more life and less work”), maybe throw in a few shots of fun (just for fun, and just because) and JOIN US as we try our gosh darndest to construct our list of our Top “Final Six” Favorite Fucking Slayer tracks.  

PLUS, enjoy the complete left turn we took later in the show that still managed to tie everything together and stay 100% within the acceptable realm of relative tangentionalalityismness as it relates to bolth this particular episode ass swell as The Mighty and Powerful Fucking Slayer.

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Show Notes:

(00:00):  #favoritos/#FUCKINGSLAYER/The “business” #turnitoffnow/Our attempt to pick our personal Top 6 Favorite FUCKING SLAYER Songs* (*=Reign in Blood, the album, counts as 1 song) / Liquor Trivia and our alcohol co-stars / #middleages / #alextrebek (R.I.P.) is tangentionally related to Metal, thanks to #austinrogers who is also #transcengentionally related to #bolthree #Jeopardy #Metal and #FUCKINGSLAYER

(08:28):  Reign in Blood and the transition & evolution of FUCKING SLAYER’S musical and lyrical palette / The “range” of where the Top 6 are in the catalog

(14:20):  Evil Has No Boundaries (and Russell has no context) / Black Magic (#readthoselyrics to fully receive the full #evilocity)

(20:50):  Non-album FUCKING SLAYER Tracks & “Live Undead” / Die by The Sword (FUCKING SLAYER brought to you by a Live (undead) studio audience) / Captor of Sin (#gold)

(25:55):  Altar of Sacrifice (#woe2you) / #dontdenythepowerof midrange / Jesus Saves (the #AJFA of FUCKING SLAYER) / The Final Command (See also #rigormortis) / The FUCKING SLAYER All Request Line:  Kill Again

(36:36):  Live Undead #cantbeloudenough (that ending…) / And then…Behind the Crooked Cross (and, again, #CBLE) / The gradual change from Reign in Blood to South of Heaven (and the evolution of the heavier side of FUCKING SLAYER’S sound) / Spill the Blood (that clean guitar part is #bolth #creepyasfuck and #eviler)

(51:28):  Reign in Blood + South of Heaven = Seasons in the Abyss (#theblackalbum and #magicgum) / Mr. KING?  Or Mr. GEIN? / War Ensemble #killeropener (can you hear the marching?)

(57:27):  Tower Records and the FUCKING SLAYER In-store for “Divine Intervention” / Killing Fields, now with even MORE #crunchyballriffs / Bitter Peace (#waitforit) / Love to Hate (FUCKING SLAYER’S fucking Technical Ecstasy!? Wait, what?) / In the Name of God

(1:08:58):  Disciple (we will #neverforget the #releasedate of #GodHatesUsAll) / Jihad / Less than Zero, FUCKING SLAYER, Crossroads and Jami Gertz are ALL tangentionally related with a high degree of tangentionalalityismness / I learned the #factsoflife with #whatshername / We need #originalrecipe #cocacola for the #apocalypse so let’s #recocacocacola #fivecocas #praiseHim #GODlistenstoFUCKINGSLAYER