This week we find out loneliness can be as harmful to your health as smoking cigarettes, Newsman talks about the community group he nearly joined, Webguy decides not to post a controversial meme about the Boomers “basketbrawl” and a faked heart attack leads to a chat about why people like MMA.

A sports star undergoes an amazing mid-game transformation, Hell Boy makes a surprising Hollywood confession and the jig is up for the ‘Naked Hermit’ who was living solo on a deserted Japanese island.

Football fans trigger an earthquake, the ‘worst movie ever’ hits back at trolls, Trump announces SPACE FORCE and Melania wears the most inappropriate item of clothing anyone has seen.

The celebrity cameo at historical world moment, apparently we’re cloning monkeys now and (BONUS!) how to survive in a plummeting elevator.

What NOT to do on a dance floor (under any circumstances), testing a time traveller’s claims with SCIENCE (kind of, not really) and the bizarre new coffee flavour plus the inner workings of how and why cheese and vegemite work together on a sandwich.

The disgusting new super food that’s so hot right now, a real life hero goes viral and Newsman reveals a shocking fact no one knew about their jeans.

The things Meghan Markle can never do again, a son who wouldn’t leave home, a filthy new Muppets movie, and the man who did something on a flight that shocked everyone who saw it.

A highly suspect “millennial” smartphone invention, a defence of Thomas Markle and what makes a man attractive… according to science.

US man eats his 30,000th Big Mac, Google robot books a hair appointment and Webguy weirdly becomes the first person to spot a hot new celebrity trend.

When men hold hands, the stuff that’s about to become extinct and the million-dollar LEGO black market.