"The game is 'Everyone gets a girlfriend.'" Triple digits, y'all! We spend our hundredth episode leaning in even harder on our podcast #brand, and you know what that means: uninformed gossip, astrological divination, and enthusiastic roasting of ourselves and others. This episode was recorded on December 27, 2020. Support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat and check out our merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that. Timecodes: (07:15) Bonky's girlfriend | (09:40) Midsummer Murders | (20:45) The 2021 NHL season divisions | (35:20) Other news items | (46:39) Written In The Stars, Pt. 3 | (76:30) Astrology For Sociologists