You Can't Do That

By Never Not Media

A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win -

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You Can't Do That episodes:

March 17, 2026 #222: Farewell to the Friendship Factory
"Don't hang up!!" Eva, Rave, and Kelly have a lot to process about the fact that TWO load-bearing Washington Capitals were traded away for [what feels like] PENNIES on the dollar. Meanwhile, former Capital Radko Gudas is enemy #1 of the weary ghost of what used to be the Toronto Leafs. Maybe Ricky Rain Frog can cheer everyone up? This episode was recorded on March 15, 2026.

Timecodes: (7:15) Sympathy Weasel | (14:35) Caps chat | (55:04) Elsewhere in the NHL

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1h 25min
March 03, 2026 #221: Wife War
"Get PooCrave'd." Of all the dead wives in our motion pictures, Sidney Crosby is the most beautiful and powerful, and Kelly, Eva, and Rave have the funeral wreaths to prove it. But first: the good (PLD is BACK), the bad (the p*wer pl*y, always), and the ugly (Connor McDavid's humiliation ritual). This episode was recorded on March 1, 2026.

Timecodes: (3:41) Our Dead Wife Sidney Crosby
| (17:45) Caps chat | (36:35) Elsewhere in hockey

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1h 16min
February 17, 2026 #220: Livestreaming At The Bone Church
"In-house orgies only." NHL hockey? We don't know her. It's Olympics time. Rave, Eva, and Kelly check in on how women's and men's hockey is progressing in Milan, with digressions on veneers, Hilary Knight's courtship, and Time For Kids (and other icons of the '90s). This episode was recorded on February 15, 2026.

Timecodes: (04:26) Olympics women's hockey | (35:32) Olympics men's hockey

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February 04, 2026 #219: Bobblehead Graveyard
"Mean prudes." Eva, Kelly, and Rave may feel threatened by Nathan MacKinnon’s goal-scoring success but they're not letting it affect their enjoyment of the Caps' [checks notes] TWO consecutive wins last week, the beautiful tear falling down Sidney Crosby's cheek, or William Nylander's indefatigable bitchiness. There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see, etc. This episode was recorded on February 1, 2026.

Timecodes: (3:52) Many Colored Flags | (9:58) Caps chat | (41:05) Elsewhere in the NHL

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1h 7min
January 20, 2026 #218: A Convenient European
"Who stole your crown, queen?" This week Kelly, Eva, and Rave explore the Caps' desperate need for a bitchy center, the Oilers' astrological baggage, the Senators' entry into the "unforced error press releases of all time" competition, and other goings-on across our National Hockey League. This episode was recorded on January 18, 2026.

Timecodes: (5:32) Oilers astrology | (18:12) Caps chat | (44:58) Elsewhere in the NHL

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1h 16min
January 06, 2026 #217: Four Sauces, One Haircut
"Power forward Miss Piggy." Rave, Eva, and Kelly are ready to build back better this year, first with an apology re: those hockey show twunks, then with well-informed suggestions for NHL and Olympics GMs re: constructing winning teams. Other topics: Justin Sourdif's verve, Auston Matthews' hats, and (sob!) Kelly's Quinnifer Mourning Quorner. This episode was recorded on January 4, 2026.

Timecodes: (4:40) Sorry For What We Said About Those Twunks | (15:33) Our Glorious Nation of YCDT | (24:52) Caps chat | (44:30) Elsewhere in the NHL

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1h 18min
December 09, 2025 #216: The Flower of His Pesthood
"Sending love to Jan." Eva, Rave, and Kelly are gathered in the metaphorical mind basement with bowls of cashews and cigarettes and they're ready to talk hockey, from the Caps' win streak and lengthening injured list to Olympics gossip and general Canucks' agony. Oh, and (of course) (finally) the big gay hockey show. NO, NOT THE NHL, SILLY, the other one. This episode was recorded on December 7, 2025.

Timecodes: (3:04) The Cutting Edge | (13:57) Caps chat | (31:27) Elsewhere in the NHL & Olympics | (54:00) Heated Rivalry

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1h 5min
November 25, 2025 #215: The Messarounds
"Release your birth time." This episode is brought to you by Dylan Strome's third baby, Ethen Frank's singular face, and a blurry cell phone photo of the back of our heads as we enjoy a meal with Tate McRae. Plus: Kelly's grinchy grin for JT Miller, a buncha Connors, and the Thanksgiving Rule. This episode was recorded on November 23, 2025.

Timecodes: (2:29) Isekai Title Generator | (8:16) Caps chat | (33:53) Elsewhere in the NHL

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1h 9min
November 11, 2025 #214: Chilly Dogg
"You're the unc now." What a delightfully magical and mystical month we're having! Rave, Eva, and Kelly are feeling inspired by Ovi's 900th, the Caps/Pens' long-haul relationship, a terrible "power" play, and Jacob Chychrun's new narrative. Plus: several parades of hockey Halloween costumes, special boys, gay little sweaters, and acute team suffering. This episode was recorded on November 9, 2025.

Timecodes: (4:03) SOMEONE WANTS TO CUT A HOLE AND FUCK YOU THROUGH IT, BUDDY | (15:03) Caps chat | (48:13) Hockeys Halloween | (1:04:36) Elsewhere in the NHL

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1h 37min
October 29, 2025 #213: Forward-Facing Dingus
"Living rent-free in your prison restaurant." We can't all be Judi Jupiter bewitching young hockeys with our chaotic vibes for the purposes of content creation, but gosh darn it, Eva, Kelly, and Rave are gonna keep trying. Up for discussion: a foiled goalie fight, a beast named Tusky, a stubborn curse, and Geno supremacy. This episode was recorded on October 26, 2025.

Timecodes: (3:19) Kentucky Hockey League | (12:35) Caps chat | (38:04) Elsewhere in the NHL

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1h 18min

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