This week the guys return to discuss Trump's bizarre take on his responsibility over the economy, whether he has to uphold the Constitution, and how ignorant he is to what his trade war with China will do to the American economy and public. Israel goes all in on occupation of the Gaza Strip officially, White House attacks Jeff Bezos immediately off of a rumor that tariff impact will be visible to Amazon customers, "Take It Down" law is ripe for misuse by dishonest actors, Pam Bondi has a way with glazing Trump on stopping drug trafficking, we are going to reopen a tourist attraction because an idiot finally watched a great Nicholas Cage movie, Mike Waltz caught AGAIN using Signal, self-deporting is now an option for the low cost of $1000 dollars, Salmonella is back on the menu, boys, and much more! 

Big Topic

• Trump Economy? Yeah but only the good stuff! (VIDEO)
• Should I uphold the constitution? The answer might surprise you! (VIDEO)
• Now We All Have a Headache - China trade war (VIDEO)

News You Need

• Israeli government goes all in occupation
• White House freaks over poorly-sourced report and forces Bezos to capitulate immediately
• “Take it Down” law about to be signed, but there’s plenty of reason to fret
• The “Please Clap” moment by Pam Bondi is astounding

Fast Corruption and Faster Screw-Ups

• Alcatraz?!!! ALCATRAZ!!!!!!?
• We’ve reached the “arresting judges” part of fascism
• Mike Waltz demotion puts more work on hispanic employee
• You’ll be shocked to learn the app Mike Waltz uses to get around secure comms was hacked
• Do you mind if we pay you to self-deport?
• Chicken without Salmonella is basically just Communism

What’s Dumber, A Brick or A Republican?

• Trump extending tampering to the NFL; sucks at that too
• This is (tariffed) cinema