An intro to doofery! In this installment, the rigors of completionism; Mario Kart 8 and Koopaling anthroponymy; Dragon Quest VIII frames per second; other notable eights throughout history; fond memories of Homeland Week II; superhero movies and the new X-Mans; echoey shouting; classic voice acting revisited; disagreement over Phoenix Wright localization; mourning the blue Koopa shell; compact Fanf, and we finally become entertaining in the last 15 minutes! This podcast is proud to be featured in part VI of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s lecture series “Understanding the Multiverse”.