"That's not how you make a stew." It's the calm before the new-season storm and while, yes, there are things for Eva, Rave, and Kelly to discuss - including new Washington Capital Zdeno?? Chara???? - there are also a LOT of messed-up dicks to talk about. Literally. This episode was recorded on January 3, 2021. Support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat and check out our merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that. Timecodes: (02:47) Ouch, David! (The Messed-Up-Dicks Game) | (16:05) League updates | (33:15) Letterboxd, Pt. 2 | (49:45) Listener Q: "Silky"