"It's truly the feminine monstrous in action." As the world continues to horrify and disappoint, Rave, Eva, and Kelly gather to find some levity in mid-aughts mall nostalgia, media bitches, the institutional sogginess of the Buffalo Sabres, locker room DJ practices, and the poems of Catullus. This episode was recorded on January 10, 2021. Support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat and check out our merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that. Timecodes: (05:50) Mall Madness | (16:25)  #ALLCAPS | (25:22) Elsewhere in the NHL | (52:50) Locker room DJs | (57:58) Listener Q: The Poems of Catullus