"Short Kings Fight Club. SKFC." Welcome to our anti-capitalist sports podcast, where this week Kelly, Rave, and Eva spend a not-insignificant amount of time picking names out of a hat to cast hockeys in the seminal motion picture Mean Girls. Other stuff: The Caps' mainstream horniness, Jeff "Scratch me one more time and see what happens" Skinner, spawn of TK, the Chicago hockey team, and so very much more.This episode was recorded on February 28, 2021.

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Timecodes: (04:34) #ALLCAPS | (33:31) Elsewhere in the NHL | (01:03:04) Casting Couch