That right there is the library. Now let's talk about the library. Can we talk about the library, please, Crank? I've been dying to talk about the library with you all day, OK? "Azh," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Azh’s name is getting sent back to me. Azh! Azh! I look in the town, and this whole place is Azh! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put an apple in the guy's gods darn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Azh’s office and what do I find out, Pistachio? What do I find out?! There is no Azh. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shoot, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Azh? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Azh! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Roseanne in the library and I knock on her door and I say, "Roseanne! Roseanne! I gotta talk to you about Azh." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single desk in that office! There...is...no...Roseanne in the Library. Crank, half the people in this town have been made up. This town is a gods dang ghost town.

Pistachio uses their sniffer. Crank gets some bad news. Kapi meets an old nemesis.

DodoBorne is a comedy storytelling actual play podcast where four friends dive into the world of Daggerheart, a brand-new tabletop roleplaying game by Darrington Press.