REIGN IN BLOOD (R.I.B.), the third full length offering by the mighty and powerful SLAYER, is quintessential Thrash perfection.  It’s so sublime it’s practically one song with 10 distinct movements (think “Ten Degrees of R.I.B.”).  It’s so superb that it can only be listened to from start to finish, front to back, in order.  Period.  

Go ahead and hit up Smog Dog for some anti-relaxers to keep up during the sing-along, prepare the Goat Children cover models for guidance and JOIN US to rejoice and celebrate 35 years of the greatest thrash metal album ever, by the greatest thrash metal band ever, on the greatest thrash metal podcast ever* as Metal Nerdery Salutes SLAYER & REIGN IN BLOOD!!!

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Show Notes

(00:01) - #foodhorror WELCOME BACK to the #MetalNerderyPodcast with #noextramayo #mayoisevil #mayojizzASMR #almosttoobigly / the #uncorking and #preshowclinky and a #tangentional story regarding #thisepisodes #beeroftheepisode #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #segment is #CowCow a #chocolatemilkstoutwithpeppermint (#hotdogs or #hamburgers) brought to you by #TheBrewingProjekt and #thisepisodesclinky is brought to us by #FireOnTheMountain and a story of an earlier #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #tragedy and #extreme #alcoholabuse #ontheedge #flavorvision

(05:13) – On the day of the release of #thisepisodesepisodeoftheepisode it will be the 35th anniversary of Slayer’s REIGN IN BLOOD!!! #happythirtyfifthanniversary #happy35 to #Slayer and #ReignInBlood (they’re #Slaytanic) #thegreatest / Twenty-eight minutes and fifty-five seconds of sonic, #thrashmetal #salvation and #bliss.  #Behold the #albumart  #helldicks and #covermodels / #horrormetal to some degree / #dickcovermodels #hail to #LarryCarroll (***how many atrocities can you spot on the REIGN IN BLOOD #albumcover?***) #markthetime #paperproducts #blotterpaperASMR / Certain #relaxers don’t go with #Slayer / #superrelaxed and on #instagram #instahammered #instabottle #instafucked #instaawesome #instathankyou (***Check out the #stonermetal #interpretation of #LedZeppelin #NoQuarter***).  On #bolth IG and FB / #momentaryrant #blewoutthelines #welcometoskynet #unpulled / The Back album cover and #StellaArtois #teeeth #dontdenythepowerof #buttons

(13:59) – Loudwire Slayer Reign in Blood Facts (#producedwithnolube or #1985reverb) and the #facehole / The #unsettlingly #creepy #TomScream / #longname and Some of the various Slayer #RIB #LoreOfYore (or #YoreLore for short) ***GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182 AND LEAVE US A VOICE MAIL!!!*** #TheVoicemailSegment #voicemailASMR / Opening for…#WASP!?  Always Stay True to Your Arts and your Crafts!! / #moodlighting It’s #BloodRed in #MetalNerderyHQ33rdFloorIUBPStudios #ThirtyThirdFloorInvertedUndergroundBunkerPoonStudios / A moment of #causticity against #recordcontracts and #greedwhores and #corporations and also a strangely #tangentional moment of #promotion BUY OUR SHIT!!! (Seriously, #buyourshit at metalnerdery.com/merch) #talldenmarkian123 on the #gumapp

(21:54) – Just the next album… / Sensing the vibe of greatness contained within… / #nonstopbadassery Listening to #ReignInBlood on #shuffle is #strangeasfuck #dontfuckwiththeflow (“You can’t have #slaughter without #laughter” #itscomplicated) / #itwasntme #Fallon / ***The recent 11 year anniversary of #TheBigThree at #GwinnettArena with Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax*** / #MayhemTour at #Lakewood and the #motorcycleguys / Slayer’s incredible number of #tourstops in #Atlanta / Remembering Slayer at Lakewood and the stacking of their speaker cabinets in true #SlayerizedFashion / The #rerelease of #ReignInBlood with #bonustracks (#interesting and #unusual)

(29.20) – A moment of #tangentionalality with #Exodus and CLICKBAIT / #causticity and #viscosity #easein / ***PERSONA NON GRATA COMING IN NOVEMBER!!!*** #sorta #similar / The best #killeropener #evah ANGEL OF DEATH #killerthorax with the best #killerbreakdown #yogametalASMR #newgenre #stopitASMR #canihitthis #viciouslydescriptive in the lyrics and a #uncannilyvisual #aesthetic with #bolth the lyrics and the music…just the whole overall vibe. #itsthelongest #killerdoublebassASMR

(38:08) – PIECE BY PIECE (#modulistic #readthoselyrics) The definitive guitar sound and the #unofficial #SoundtrackToHell #VikingCutlery not #SamuraiCutlery (#rongregion for Vikings but #fajitafriedrice though…) / #heresthething #usethatdictionary NECROPHOBIC (vs Necrophiliac; Slayer is #educational) #onehundredfeetaway #notliterally #scaredtodie #tracktres #thrashbumpcore #thatbreakdowntho #readthoselyrics #deliciousagain / #andthen ALTAR OF SACRIFICE #backingvocals by the #MetalNerderyDogSquad #enterintotherealm #learnthesacredwordsofpraise #perfectlysyncedburp #recordscratch #myjeansaregettingalittletight #myjeanjeans (***Could Reign in Blood actually be a #conceptalbum of sorts?***)

(47:00) – JESUS SAVES #allonesong #badass #timetravelalbum #readthoselyrics #howthefuck #paperrelaxers and #Droopy #smogdog #Flash (see also #bassethound) #steppingalloverthecrickets #cricketmurderASMR / King of the #GoatChildren and #math #wouldyoujustlookatit? / Matt’s #SobStory #PunchUpService to help you go “all the way”!!! #sobbier / #KillerOpener on #SideTwo on the #Longplayer or #Cassette version CRIMINALLY INSANE (listen for the laughter…#creepy) #thatbreakdownisablessing #ohmygoodness 

(55:00) - #howdareyou (and Matt’s unpopular opinion…) and another #foodanalogy using #pizza and #mexicanfood REBORN #agrower and another #perfectlytimed #readthoselyrics #couldyourepeatthat / The “Home Stretch”…the last 3 tracks and 3 of the best #backtobacktobacktracks in all of #Metal and its #thriceapproved to be #recognized as #oneglorioussong / #idontwannaknow #stillwarm / EPIDEMIC #ballsareout #yearswillpass and a #longdistancededication to #theplague #soundtrack of the covidolypse #enjoyyourtime / POSTMORTEM #thatswherethefunis #readthoselyrics and take your #antirelaxers #deepbreath #andbegin #trytokeepup #educationalthrashcore #newgenre / RAINING BLOOD (can you hear the footsteps?  Or are those raindrops…of blood?) #rightontime #gourmet #crunchyballriffs ***The Most Metal Breakdown in Metal!!!***#thebigfinish #thundersclap 

* This podcast is strictly for adult entertainment & educational purposes only and is not, (repeat, NOT!) to be taken too seriously ever!!!  It’s meant to be enjoyed as relaxably and responsibly as possible.  We’re not sure if we are “the greatest thrash metal podcast ever”, but then again, like with R.I.B., this was also just “the next one” for us, so who knows?  Perhaps after the unleashment of this episode upon the Metalverse, we WILL be the greatest thrash metal podcast EVER!