SCENE: Kapi struts in with sass and begins singing to Pistachio and Crank.

“I never thought dodo’s essential They're crude and simple and plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain”

“I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a boaear’s backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride”

“It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking recommendations Even YOU can't be caught unawares”

“So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for a festival crime. A shining new era Is shuffling nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded”

"And Cyrus deliciously squared."

"BE PREPARED."

Isaac gives a devilish laugh and sashay's away.

Crank gets a taste of doing magic. Kapi gets laid. Tune in next week to hear what Pistachio does!

DodoBorne is a comedy storytelling actual play podcast where four friends dive into the world of Daggerheart, a brand-new tabletop roleplaying game by Darrington Press.