"Lay down, stay hard, and STFU!" Armie gets taken for a ride this week when Emmy-winning host, actress, and LA icon Jillian Barberie shows up with surprise guest Heather Locklear, and the pair proceeds to spill the tea on... well... everything. Also in this episode: Armie makes plans to recover Jillian's nipples from a local landfill in a conspiracy to get her to masturbate. Heather gifts Armie a magic pubic hair, inspiring him to repaint his apartment.

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