In traffic, LEFT TURNS are often far more dangerous than right turns, often resulting in far more accidents that sadly, many never fully recover from.

Somehow, the same rule holds true in Metal* (and potentially, even this podcast!) as well:  some LEFT TURNS are legendary. But as is (sadly) far too often the case…many LEFT TURNS, not so much.

Prepare for a lot of “marking the time”, find out who “smelled like a peach”, brace yourselves for some moments of “being up cool” tangentionalality* that are barely hanging on by a wispy string of sameness snot and JOIN US “up against the rail” in a “dry diaper” as we touch on BOLTH the recent Atlanta Metallica tour stop and some extremely notable (and legendary) LEFT TURNS in Metal.*

*Metal is tangentional to everything and everything is tangentional to metal. Don’t worry about it.

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(00:01):  #dontfuckwithtradition #thatsthesound of a #highfiberasshole #waitwhat #assjealousy #waterbutt and #opera #ilovethehelmet #Pavoratti #MarkTheTime (and a viable, #scientific #theory yet to be #disproven regarding #moderndaybutthole #farttechnology using #balloons as an #analogy) #lettuce #dothis / ***WELCOME BACK, 100%!!!*** #zerobullshit #zerototalcomplete and also #bolth #complete #onehundredpercent #bullshit #hail to #fireonthemountain #toomanydetailsASMR #insertitlater /#prematureculmulation ***DON’T FUCK UP THE ROTATION!!!*** #maskshadowing and/or #backshadowingASMR #maskshadowingASMR #markthetime #premature #culmulation #outoforder (sorry, take 2 guys, okay, take 2…a #leftturn) /#maskshadowing or #backshadowing #thirstythursday #introshot #clean #myhonk #smelledlikeapeach “Settle down Beavis. #rewind” / #waitwait #fuckingdamn #backup #rewind #backmasking #backmaskingshadowing / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #supportlocal #oohyeahhh #mondaynightbrewing #atlanta #georgia #popthattop #doctorrobot #drrobot #souriscorrect #markthetime #blackberrylemonsour #fivepointzeroabv #gratitude #bolth #notyetfruited #markthetime #uberpucker #markthetime #bolthways #tart #refreshing #fruited #tartglands #markthetime (***#WTF is up with the #albumcover!?***) #robots and #fruit #trexarms #dangerwillrobinson #STFU / #tart I think he means like #LandOfTheLost or #DangerWillRobinson) / ***Leave us a #voicemail at 980-666-8182!!!***/ #weheartrelaxers #wereallyheartcomplimentaryrelaxers

(06:43):  #hetoldtusbolth #hetoldtus / The Blasting Sessions:  Bolth, and the Left Turns in Metal #leftturnsinmetal / ***working definition of a #LeftTurn in Metal as required for the #context of this episode*** / #whoreable or #horrible or #badass or #redemption or #damnation #andor #bolth #thatwasdeep #markthetime #pancreaticbowelburp #notintermittentfasting #insertcricketshere and #lastnight #hints on #intermittentfasting and Matt’s #DietTips #perfectlyrelaxed /***HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!! (that’s just to satisfy Russell’s eternal ego boner. j/k, bro #lmao #egoboner That’s worth #millions #hahahaha) #dimension #otherbetterhalf Recent show feedback regarding the recent #Atlanta #Metallica #show #2021 #menaresimplecreatures #ability and #talent and #tits and #wiles #alsotits / The first time The Russell took the #offspring to see Metallica in #ATL / #itscalled #goahead #dontberidiculous  #upagainsttherail #done #nodiapers #sweatitout #herewego #strandedatthefrontrow #sss #markthetime / Relishing the #primospot at a Metallica show (because why would you not!?) / When you’re #committed to #frontrow, you don’t get to get beer / #nodiaperneeded #wifetalent #markthetime #sweatpiss #pisssweat #intelligentcreation #crisscrossapplesauce #idonthavekids #hellaoffensive #yogastyle #indianstyle #itiswhatitis / #beervendors and #abundance #beingupcool #markthetime #beingupfront #peace #waybettersound #thewifewenttoseeMetallica #twoshittyopeners (relative to prior shows, also referenced) / #GrettaVanFleet or #GrettaVanFleek or #bolth #alittleweird #ivegottainsertthis #markthetime ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICE MAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #outfitchanges #wtf? #howmany? #indie And a few #fun #trivia #facts about #Kentucky  / #CageTheElephant #roamfree #youdknowitifyouheardit #what #airquotes #indieKentuckyCollegeBand NO REST FOR THE WICKED (double up your relaxer regimen, and #prepare for #painfulasshole /  #dialated and #tingly and #vulnerable ) ***wait for Russel’s Rationalization Wrap-Up*** #codeforthisisgonnasuck #justplayit #wow #maybealittleharsh ***We’re going to HAVE to do a #KISS episode NOW!!!*** #singlefingersalute 

(20:34):  #MetalNerderyPodcast is like #psychology for #metalheads and #themetalcommunity #noteven / ***The concept of opening bands for a Metallica tour*** #theresisareason #no #yeah #ohboy #ohgeez #thepartimafraidof #afraid And a moment of super #indeedliness regarding the #perfectopener for #Metallica (and Russell’s theory regarding the #roster) / #fanboners (could you imagine seeing #Exodus open AT a Metallica #concert?  That would be #sonicbliss and a #fanfavorite #RussellsRant #theirownheadliner but it would have been killer #exposure and #legendary and a #necessary #historylesson in #metal  #TheBigFiveAmendment and/or more in the #targetmarket i.e. other #upandcoming #thrashbands / #MetallicaHasNoBoss #yeah #andwolfsteakdinnersforall #WrestleMania for #Metal #Yeah / #openyourmind #takewhatever #thinkaboutit / Taking a band out because you LIKE them and are fans vs taking them out because it’s strictly a #marketingtour with #zerocommonality / #theyhavenoboss #kings and #ropes #ororor #STFU #fallinline (***recent show memories from the recent Metallica show recently in Georgia***) #ivotedforbrandon and guys holding #ropes and #zeig #PTSD #reversemotivation #longwinded #everyone (***the #punchline to #RussellsLongWindedStoryASMR***) #anyway #thecoolendingtothestorythatnevercomesfromRussell #hahahahaMetallicahumor #thankyouforthat  / #othermotherfuthers # (To see who Russell’s #otherhalf is, check out Metallica’s #Facebook page!) #MarciasFirstMetallicaShow72ASMR #seventyfivethousand (#forrillz) #smelleddelicious #oooohhhyeahhhh #wolfsteakalert and a moment of #relaxerinfusedmetallogies #themeatoftheleftturnepisodeASMR  #waitforit #thethrashcommunityfamilytree #tangentional

(32:18):  LEFT TURNS IN METAL (#beforeandafter-like differences in extremes…keep listening 😊) : #Metallica (from “Ride The Lightning”, which was a left turn from “Kill ‘Em All”, as well) FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE #cantbeloudenoughASMR #thankyouforthis (***Go check out our #RideTheLightningAlbumDive #lookssotired***) #misheardlyricsASMR / from THAT #yumminess to….2X4 (From “Load”) #leftturn #triangular #YourLoad #ZZMetalliSabbath and #TheLoads #yeahhh #SabbathSeasonedWolfSteak #iknow #forfun / #theotherway #markthetime #ifyoureinterested LEAVE US A VOICE MAIL AT 980-666-8182 #noteven / #lettuce #markthetime #forewarning #triggeralert and a #moment of #tangentionalalityism to the #mighty and #powerful #Pantera #nohate #muchrespect #SkidRow (note that they did once tour with #Pantera) I REMEMBER YOU (#braceyourselves; #ladies, you’ll enjoy this) #markthetime #morerelaxersplease #scratchon #scratchoff #earworms #noyoudidnt #agreatsetup / Go from THAT to SLAVE TO THE GRIND #definiteleftturn #redemption #cantbeloudenough #leftturntheotherway #better #cricketASMR #noteven

(42:13):  ***The Other Side…(I know where he’s going…)  #VanHalen (from “Fair Warning”) MEAN STREETS (***Be sure to go check out our EVH Tribute episode!!!*** #leaveittoRussellASMR #WTF #deviantseptum #notdeviated WHY CAN’T THIS BE LOVE? #thisisaleftturn #imnotgonnalie #myrtlebeachmemories #handy #French / ***And now, some #MCTentacleChoice #backtothethrash #thefirstsnewsong from #thefirstnewalbum #Pantera #flaccidintro #hugelysoft (from “Metal Magic”) RIDE MY ROCKET #stop #bestalbumcoverever #whereshisdog #dontworryaboutit #theunknownthundercat HARD RIDE (from “Power Metal”) #markthetime #Please and #HolyBalls and #ThankYou for #Redemption #MCTentacleRedemption GODDAMN ELECTRIC (from “Reinventing the Steel”) #instantreplay #extremegaspASMR #markthetime #instantreplay #iwentsolimp #threeleftturnsmakearight #thankyou #gratitudeASMR #onmicburpASMR #hardright (to #thebetterway)

(51:19):  Still trying to recall that #mystery #CelticFrost song #markthetime #scrotumscroll (from “Into The Pandemonium”) CARESS INTO OBLIVION #perfecttiming #timetoFrost #ooohhh #TomGWarriorASMR #versus #threeorfive #itscalledsongtitlesASMR #ooohh (and the left turn for The Mighty Frost…):  #WREKageFlashback #whatgenre? #whichbox? “Cold Lake” SEDUCE ME TONIGHT #notetven #PoisonFrost #checkthisout #dontdenythepowerof #oxycodone #frosting #awesomeness #oxycontindocumentary #noteven #perfectsegue / #awwwFuckYes!!! #JudasPriest SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE #thatsfuckingmetal #screamfromtheballs #prettymetal #spikedcockring  ***NOTE:  Screaming for Vengeance is the one title track that sounds exactly how the album cover looks!!!

***And NOW, the #leftturn…going “the bad way”…TURBO LOVER #aldonovabutnotaldonova #andbegin ***Go listen to the #PriestLive! Version of this tune; it’s WAY better!!!*** #miamivicemetal #topgunsoundtrack #waitwhat #playthatone JOHNNY B. GOODE (from “Ram it Down”) #johnnybgoode #ramitdown #ohboy #ohgeez and a perfectly placed #onmicburp #leatheroverdose #numerodose

(1:04:42):  #BlackSabbath is even #notimmune #testicleexcrement #makethejump #thelastandthenthefirst #readthoselyrics THE WRIT (from “Sabotage”) #thelasttrack #thefinalsixofthefirstsix #relaxers #dickshitting and some #backshadowing #tangentionalality #thefirsttrack BACKSTREET KIDS (from “Technical Ecstasy” and/or “Testicle Excrement” as referenced by Russell) #backstreetkidsASMR (***check the #drugtracker for #justification and #explanation***) and some interesting #tangentionalality to Ozzy’s (soon to be #booming #solo career). / #Anthrax GOT THE TIME (from “Persistence of Time”) #vurp #genius TIME #killeropener #usethoseheadphones  (and then on up the road, you’re gonna wanna take a #leftturn) ONLY (from “Sound of White Noise”) ***FUN FACT:  Dave Jerden produced this album. He also produced “Dirt” by #AliceInChains***

(1:15:05):  Evolving and growing beyond #diaperchangetime ***mixing it up…*** #DefLeppard (they were still #NWOBHM at this point...) #1981 HIGH N DRY #titletrack from “High N Dry”  (#andnowforsomethingcompletelydifferent) #thatpieceofshit #totalfuckingleftturn POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME (and an #abruptrecordscratch…definitely NOT #NWOBHM at all!!!) / Def Leppard is like #NewCountryMusic #lyricsbyRussellASMR / ***NOTE:  Metal Nerdery Podcast will only endorse and approve of any and all #outlawcountry. Period. Nothing else. Carry on.*** / Time for some cleansing… #DeathAngel ROAD MUTANTS (from “Frolic Through The Park”) #turnthatallthewayup #andido… and then… A ROOM WITH A VIEW (from “Act III”) #DeathAngelUnplugged see also VEIL OF DECEPTION #dontclenchuponme  #stillaleftturn #adifferenttaste

(1:24:19):  #nomayo #thatgoodranchdressing #MCTentacleChoice #Sepultura MORBID VISIONS (#andthen) #deathmetal #grindcore (kinda…) / “From THAT to…” #waitforitASMR / SPIT (from “Roots”) #justataddifferent / #ivegotafunone (Going from #thenotgoodway to  #thebetterway) #Revengeahhh #Ministry REVENGE #getataste  #waytoomuchofthat #notmyMinistry #scratch #ohboy #ohgeez #mistaken #fromthattothis (a total #leftturn) JUST ONE FIX #thatsprettycool ***check out the video for this track as well!!!***/ #MotleyCrue (the #selftitledalbum) SMOKE THE SKY (w/ John Corabi on the vocals, vs #myhonk) ***Enjoy the delicious #middlesection #breakdown #gloriousness*** #prettyheavy #HereWeGo LOUDER THAN HELL #igotdryhumped #myhonk and something totally different / RAISE YOUR HANDS TO ROCK (that was instantly stopped…) #failureworksASMR #drugsandpussyandmoney (it’s called #extractionofresources) 

(1:36:23):  A good formula to abide by / #Rush and their biggest #leftturn #nosoftintro TOM SAWYER (from “Moving Pictures”) #killeropener and #skatingrinkmemories (and then a bit later…)  SHOW DON’T TELL (from “Presto”) #heavyclean #notfair #theyrethey (just a bit different than 8 years prior…) / Old Show memories and local bands and various #localleftturns / #MCTentacleChoice from #thefirstnewalbum #tittilating #teaser #PinkFloyd ASTRONOMY DOMINE (from “Piper At The Gates of Dawn”) ***Not really “metal” per se, however, without Pink Floyd, we’d not have #progressivemetal, see also #Voivod*** and then #thefirstnewalbum of the #DavidGilmour period (and a definite left turn) #heavier and #darker ONE OF THESE DAYS (from “Meddle”) #doublebass #noteven #Skippy #iseewhatyoudidthere  #readthoselyrics and some discussions of other #EssentialPinkFloyd listening and/also #missedopportunities to see the mighty & powerful Pink Floyd / #LettuceConclude (Do y’all like when WE get “weird”?) / #itmaynotbe #mightbelater #postTurkelSalutations #untilthenext BUY OUR SHIT metalnerdery.com/merch #burpgagging #itsmarked / #extragoodness #allovertheroad #theresnomoon  #tartglands #threeleftturnsmakearight #burpingandgagging #sleepyballs and #itsallbullshitASMR #crickets