“The Anatomy Lesson” by Jenny Ashford Published in History Is Dead: A Zombie Anthology (2007) “Relieving Osiris” by Jenny Ashford Published in The Associated Villainies (2011) Audio version: https://ia601406.us.archive.org/6/items/unsettling-undead-final-audio/UnsettlingUndead_FinalAudio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on Instagram! The Faceless Villain: Volume Three is now available for purchase in print and ebook formats! And now the audio book is available too! Get it … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Presents The Witching Hour: Sinister Stories of Unsettling Undead

On this fun installment of the Matinee, Tom and Jenny discuss the hilarious flick The VelociPastor, in which a priest transforms into a dinosaur to fight drug-dealing ninjas. And no, I did not make any of that up. Please watch this movie, is what I’m saying. Audio version: https://ia601501.us.archive.org/18/items/matinee-velocipastor-audio/Matinee_Velocipastor_Audio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on … Continue reading Matinee: The VelociPastor

It’s our 200th episode, and we did a LIVE special, where we answered viewer questions, talked about various conspiracy theories, like the Illuminati, David Icke’s reptilians, and more, and just generally got drunk and had a good time. If you missed the livestream, here it is in all its ramshackle glory. Thank you to everyone … Continue reading It’s Early! Episode 200 LIVE Special! Illuminati, Reptilians, Conspiracies, Viewer Questions, and More!

On today’s Matinee, Tom and Jenny review the latest Korean horror flick to drop on Shudder: the supernatural mystery about a film supposedly shot by a ghost, Warning: Do Not Play. Audio version: https://ia601508.us.archive.org/28/items/matinee-warning-do-not-play-audio/Matinee_WarningDoNotPlay_Audio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on Instagram! The Faceless Villain: Volume Three is now available for purchase in print and ebook formats! And now the audio … Continue reading Matinee: Warning: Do Not Play (aka Amjeon)

On today’s trip down movie memory lane, Tom and Jenny are singing the praises of Death Becomes Her, the hilarious 1992 black comedy directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Bruce Willis, in which two aging frenemies take an elixir of everlasting life, try to murder each other, and spend decades … Continue reading Movie Retrospective: Death Becomes Her

“Neither Rain, Nor Sleet…” by Jenny Ashford Published in The Associated Villainies (2011) “Reception” by Jenny Ashford Published in Hopeful Monsters (2009) Audio version: https://ia601507.us.archive.org/2/items/malevolent-messages-final-audio/MalevolentMessages_FinalAudio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on Instagram! The Faceless Villain: Volume Three is now available for purchase in print and ebook formats! And now the audio book is available too! Get it here! Click here to sign up … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Presents The Witching Hour: Terrifying Tales of Malevolent Messages

On this installment of the Matinee show, Tom and Jenny discuss the 2020 mystery thriller Inheritance, starring Lily Collins and Simon Pegg. Audio version: https://ia601504.us.archive.org/34/items/matinee-inheritance-audio/Matinee_Inheritance_Audio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on Instagram! The Faceless Villain: Volume Three is now available for purchase in print and ebook formats! And now the audio book is available too! Get it here! Click here to sign up … Continue reading Matinee: Inheritance

On this installment of 13 O’Clock, Tom and Jenny delve into the infamous case of the West Memphis Three. In early May of 1993, a trio of eight-year-old boys — Steve Branch, Michael Moore, and Christopher Byers — were brutally murdered in West Memphis, Arkansas, and almost from the moment the bodies were discovered, townsfolk … Continue reading 199: The West Memphis Three

On today’s Matinee, Tom and Jenny reveal that they are (spoiler alert) still alive (so far) after viewing the cursed film known as Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made. Audio version: https://ia601501.us.archive.org/24/items/matinee-antrum-audio/Matinee_Antrum_Audio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on Instagram! The Faceless Villain: Volume Three is now available for purchase in print and ebook formats! And now the audio book is … Continue reading Matinee: Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made

Happy Sunday! On this installment of the Sidetracks show, Tom and Jenny talk about going out clubbing for the first time in ages (Manikins Lounge in downtown Sanford, owned by our friend Tom Morris), and talk about season 18 of Hell’s Kitchen and how we never get tired of hearing Gordon Ramsay yelling. Audio version: … Continue reading Sidetracks 71: A Return to Nightlife and the Comforting Screams of Gordon Ramsay