13 O'Clock

On this installment of 13 O’Clock, Tom and Jenny are delving into the mystery of mythical action star, purported Navy SEAL and CIA operative, alleged sexual harasser and pants-pooper, Steven “Sensei” Seagal. What is it about this guy that makes him so fascinating? Listen to our fun ramble through the Seagalsphere and find out, as … Continue reading Episode 190 – The Enduring Enigma of Steven Seagal

It’s Monday. Still no zombies, on the plus (?) side. There is some really fattening food, though, and Jenny is hoping that she doesn’t weigh 400 pounds by the time this pandemic is over. Audio version: https://ia601406.us.archive.org/28/items/sidetracks21audio/Sidetracks21_Audio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on Instagram! The Faceless Villain: Volume Three is now available for purchase in print and ebook formats! And … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Sidetracks 21: Kingdom, Biscuits & Gravy, and the Most Boring Apocalypse Ever

On this short and sweet Sunday update, Tom and Jenny discuss the career of Nicholas Cage, the heyday of drive-in theaters, and what’s the matter with the youths. Audio version: https://ia601402.us.archive.org/27/items/sidetracks20audio/Sidetracks20_Audio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on Instagram! The Faceless Villain: Volume Three is now available for purchase in print and ebook formats! And now the audio book is available … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Sidetracks 20: Nicholas Cage, Drive-Ins, and Kids Today

On this installment of the Matinee, Tom and Jenny review three recent Xbox rentals: the Korean mystery revenge thriller The Witch: Subversion; the Italian classic ghost story Cruel Peter; and the entertaining possession flick The Assent. Audio version: https://ia601501.us.archive.org/29/items/matinee79finalaudio/Matinee79_FinalAudio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on Instagram! The Faceless Villain: Volume Three is now available for purchase … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Matinee Episode 79 – The Witch: Subversion, Cruel Peter, The Assent

On this Saturday installment of the Sidetrack, we learn what Tom is willing to do to get the last carton of almond milk, how Steven Seagal somehow has a musical career despite putting the word ‘poonani’ in a song unironically, and explore behind the scenes chicanery of The Exorcist, as described on a new Shudder … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Sidetracks 19: Every Sam’s for Himself, Exorcist Curses, and Alligator Asses

Happy Friday, fellow plague survivors. On today’s installment, we somehow segue from talking about making biscuits and gravy, to the purported differences between male and female writers, to the glorious erotic oeuvre of internet legend Chuck Tingle. Plus more Steven Seagal, because we just can’t help ourselves. Audio version: https://ia601409.us.archive.org/24/items/sidetracks18audio/Sidetracks18_Audio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Sidetracks 18: Pounded in the Butt by Chuck Tingle’s Sentient Airplane Boyfriend

Well, you knew we had to get around to doing this one sometime this week; besides that, it’s easily one of Jenny’s favorite “slashers” of the 1980s. Yep, we’re talking about the 1986 underseen classic, April Fool’s Day! Audio version: https://ia601503.us.archive.org/22/items/movieretroaprilfoolsdayfinalaudio/MovieRetro_AprilFoolsDay_FinalAudio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on Instagram! The Faceless Villain: Volume Three is now available … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Movie Retrospective: April Fool’s Day

“The Head in the Window” by Roy Temple House Published in Weird Tales Volume 31, Issue 3 (1938) “Guarded” by Mearle Sprout Published in Weird Tales Volume 31, Issue 3 (1938) “In the Dark” by Ronal Kayser Published in Weird Tales Volume 28, Issue 2 (1936) “Hop-Frog” by Edgar Allan Poe Published 1849 Audio version: … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Presents The Witching Hour: Tragic Tales of Horrible Homicides

It’s Wednesday, April Fool’s Day, 2020, but we wouldn’t play a prank on you guys. Instead we’re doing our regular daily update, talking about Jenny’s newest board games, some articles she was reading about the underlying causes of serial killing, and the ways that she and Tom deal with stress in these uncertain times. Audio … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Sidetracks 16: Board Games, What Makes a Serial Killer, and Dealing with Stress

It’s Tuesday! If you need some cheering up after listening to our Jeffrey Dahmer show, listen to us ramble about working at home, the sociology of English people, and the apparent goat takeover of Llandudno, Wales. Audio version: https://ia601402.us.archive.org/20/items/sidetracks15audio/Sidetracks15_Audio.mp3 Video version: Hey! We’re finally on Instagram! The Faceless Villain: Volume Three is now available for purchase … Continue reading 13 O’Clock Sidetracks 15: The First Inklings of Goat Supremacy