Cheers, leechdicks! We've finally arrived at STAND BY ME, the film debut of Connie Palermo, the chick who won't even let disgusting teenage greaser boys do anything more than feel her tits. STAND BY ME stars Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman, and Jerry O'Connell. And Keifer Sutherland. And John Cusack. And then also Rob Reiner directed it.

Also in this episode: we have our first disagreement about the degree to which Chris Chambers and Gordie Lachance are gay for each other, but since Dan writes the episode descriptions, he's going to call it definitively and say that they were both feelin it so hard. Sorry Rob, but these are two boys who were feelin it. Moreover, they were feelin it so hard.

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