A widowed reverend lost his faith when he lost his wife. He’s now a single father living on a farm in Pennsylvania with his two kids and younger brother. They find crop circles in their cornfields and begin experiencing strange phenomena suggesting a potential alien invasion is looming.

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Join the crew as we discuss how effective PG-13 horror movies can be, how avoiding getting puked on is proof of God, and how M. Night Shyamalan used to make good movies in, Signs (2002).

Show Notes:

Housekeeping (9:25)

Back of the Box/Recommendations (15:40)

Spoiler Warning/Full Review: (23:38)

Rotten Tomatoes (71:55)

Trivia (78:55)

Cooter of the Week (84:08)

Hotline Scream: (88:32)

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When Bella Swan moves to the Pacific Northwest she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to be a 108 year old vampire.

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Join the crew as we discuss why Kristen Stewart smells so good, why Robert Pattinson sparkles like diamonds, and how people just want to bang and live forever in, Twilight (2008).

Show Notes:

Housekeeping (5:00)

Back of the Box/Recommendations (8:10)

Spoiler Warning/Full Review: (14:55)

Rotten Tomatoes (65:45)

Trivia (73:58)

Cooter of the Week (84:15)

What We’ve Been Watching (91:22)

Hotline Scream: (101:37)

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Two college students kill their roommate and make it look like a suicide in order to get a 4.0.

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Join the crew as we discuss Matthew Lillard, shitty roommates, and just how much tequila one person can consume in, The Curve (1998).

Show Notes:

Housekeeping (4:25)

Back of the Box/Recommendations (13:10)

Spoiler Warning/Full Review: (19:10)

Rotten Tomatoes (70:11)

Cooter of the Week (76:45)

What We’ve Been Watching (82:55)

Hotline Scream: (92:00)

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A woman finds she is part of an evil Nazi breeding experiment with elves. With the help of an ex-detective turned mall Santa, she attempts to put an end to this nefarious plot.  

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Join the crew as we discuss how the hell this movie was ever made, what the hell this movie is even about, and Grizzly Adams beating wholesale Nazi ass in, Elves (1989).

Show Notes:

Housekeeping (4:30)

Back of the Box/Recommendations (8:55)

Spoiler Warning/Full Review: (16:55)

Rotten Tomatoes (68:20)

Cooter of the Week (77:27)

What We’ve Been Watching (84:45)

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A family at a remote farmhouse is attacked by an unseen animal. But as the night stretches on, the father begins to transform into something unrecognizable.

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Join the crew as we discuss Julia Garner, modern Universal Monsters, and Leigh Whannell’s latest film, Wolf Man (2025).

Show Notes:

Housekeeping (3:35)

Back of the Box/Recommendations (9:20)

Spoiler Warning/Full Review: (13:00)

Rotten Tomatoes (60:15)

Trivia (66:56)

What We’ve Been Watching (75:50)

Hotline Scream: (89:23)

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Was 2024 full of fantastic frights or flat-lining flops? Have a listen to our year in review show and find out!

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Join the crew as we discuss our favorite horror films of the year, some of our not so favorite films of the year, and look forward to what’s coming out in 2025.

Show Notes:

Housekeeping (4:30)

2024 Recap (7:10)

Top 10 of 2024 (13:40)

Honorable Mentions (92:50)

Not So Favorite of 2024 (104:05)

Hotline Scream: (114:00)

Upcoming 2025 Horror Movies: (122:00)

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Two young, religious women are drawn into a game of cat and mouse in the house of a strange man. 

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Join the crew as we discuss blueberry pie specs, Mormonism, and Hugh Grant’s creepiest performance to date in, Heretic (2024).

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Show Notes:

Housekeeping (6:10)

Back of the Box/Recommendations (10:10)

Spoiler Warning/Full Review: (13:45)

Rotten Tomatoes (78:10)

Trivia (86:50)

Cooter of the Week (90:40)

What We’ve Been Watching (95:45)

Hotline Scream: (112:40)

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A gothic tale of obsession between a haunted young woman and the terrifying vampire infatuated with her causing untold horror in its wake.

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Join the crew as we discuss undead mustaches, 19th century Occultism, and Robert Eggers’ remake of the most classic vampire film of all time, Nosferatu (2024).

Show Notes:

Housekeeping (7:00)

Back of the Box/Recommendations (11:45)

Spoiler Warning/Full Review: (16:50)

Rotten Tomatoes (83:48)

Cooter of the Week (88:32)

Hotline Scream: (93:30)

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A fading celebrity takes a black market drug, a cell replicating substance that temporarily creates a younger, better version of herself.

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Join the crew as we discuss impossible beauty standards, the damn patriarchy, and Coralie Fargeat’s sophomore feature film, The Substance (2024).

Show Notes:

Housekeeping (4:02)

Back of the Box/Recommendations (9:35)

Spoiler Warning/Full Review: (15:12)

Rotten Tomatoes (83:15)

Trivia (88:40)

Cooter of the Week (92:36)

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Art the clown is set to unleash chaos on the unsuspecting residents of Miles County as they drift off to sleep on Christmas Eve.  

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Join the crew as we discuss Christmas horror films, Art the Clown, and the highest grossing unrated film of all time, Terrifier 3 (2024).  

Show Notes:

Housekeeping (3:53)

Back of the Box/Recommendations (11:36)

Spoiler Warning/Full Review: (20:20)

Rotten Tomatoes (82:45)

Trivia (97:10)

Cooter of the Week (101:10)

What We’ve Been Watching (108:05)

Hotline Scream: (115:38)

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