We're here! We're alive! We're (mostly) thriving! In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1992 black comedy "Death Becomes Her." Special topics for your consideration include: some *light* objectifying, George Michael impersonators, a real lack of liver spots, flaccid clowns, and a celebration of fantastic women.

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You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. If you get in now, you can vote for this month's movie! Choices are between a bunch of Denzel Washington films and "Crank 2," because reasons.

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Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

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Guys, this last month has not been kind to us. This week it's my fault that we didn't record because I had both Covid and RSV...listen, I am nothing if not an overachiever. 0/10 do not recommend. To hold you over until the "Death Becomes Her" episode drops, we're releasing an episode from the Patreon files: the 1987 Dolph Lundgren/Courteney Cox masterpiece "Masters of the Universe." Thank you all for understanding and we'll see you next week.

In this week's episode, we're dipping into some new-to-us giallo with a movie that Reddit told me I needed to see: the 1971 bananas film "The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh." Special topics for your consideration include: a celebration of 70s boobs (the best boobs, historically), things that happen at adult parties, vices that fall somewhere on the scale of "strange" to "meh," and a yearning to trad wife. 

Last year's January giallo film was a real doozy-- it's Episode 462- "The Inferno."

Hey EMTs! Unfortunately Allen had some personal things going on this week that made it impossible for us to record a new episode, so we're re-releasing a favorite episode from the past with the 1996 Marky Mark classic "Fear." We'll see you next week for "The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh."

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie that Allen has wanted to cover forever and that I have been absolutely dreading-- the 2001 supernatural horror film "The Others." Special topics for your consideration include: the sadneeeeess, recognizing hypocrisy at a tender age, bad medical advice, reasons to go to war, and sad "Beetlejuice." Do you like Nicole Kidman? You can catch her in Episode 76- "???" which is really just "Days of Thunder," or Episode 424- "Stoker" which is also really quite bad.

In this week's episode, we're discussing a lot of utterly bizarre choices in the 2019 maternal horror (?) film "Ma." We hope you like it.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's "Armageddon" because the top tier Patrons are actually just paying their hard-earned money to upset me. THANKS YINZ.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

In this week's episode, we're checking out the newest entry in one of our all-time favorite franchises with the 2024 film "Alien: Romulus." Special topics for your consideration include: teens in space, the horrors of the universe, a total lack of scientific understanding on our parts, possible evolutionary advances that could benefit us, and of course, Data's dick. Of course.

Want to hear us talk about the original "Alien?" It's Episode 65. I was also absolutely sure that we covered "Aliens" but that must have been on our action movie Patreon (details below). In that case, maybe just go listen to Episode 183- "The Alien Factor," possibly the finest horrible terrible alien film ever made.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's "Armageddon" because the top tier Patrons are actually just paying their hard-earned money to upset me. THANKS YINZ.

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

In this week's episode, we're joined by my cousin Vicky for our annual New Year's foray into romantic comedies with the brand new Lindsay Lohan holiday film, "Our Little Secret." Special topics for your consideration include: characters who are only capable of making one kind of choice (bad choices), Tim Meadows' financial situation, the economics of Christmas tree farms, and a celebration of all things Lohan!

We've done a rom-com nearly every New Year's, so go back and check them out!

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's going to be a disaster month, because it's the holidays and why not??

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

In this week's episode, it's our 11th annual Christmas spectacular with the 2023 horror/comedy "It's a Wonderful Knife." Will we find the holiday spirit in Justin Long's big honkin veneers? You'll have to listen to find out!

We hope you and yours are having a happy holiday season yourselves, but if you're not, please reach out for help. You can call or text the Suicide and Crisis Lifeline at 988 anytime, day or night. Take care of yourselves and look out for each other. We love all yinz.

In this week's episode, we're covering a movie that we've frankly been putting off for like two months now with the 1990 supernatural (?) thriller (??) "Demon Wind." Special topics for your consideration include: running at full speed out of the gate and being unable to maintain that pace for any amount of time, lying about the dates of milestone events, He-Man lights, wizards, pudding, and what if anything a demon wind actually is.

As far as horror goes, 1990 was an absolute mess as evidenced by the high highs and low lows of Episode 28- "Child's Play 2," Episode 97- "IT," Episode 132- "Tales from the Darkside," Episode 167- "Puppet Master 2," Episode 184- "Tremors," Episode 194- "Santa Sangre," Episode 320- "Nightbreed," and Episode 335- "Frankenhooker." YIKES.

The regular lineup of links!

You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes! This month it's probably going to be a disaster month, because it's the holidays and why not??

leave us a message at 412-407-7025

hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD 

buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance

the best place to reach us is at [email protected]

we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance

sorta on Twitter @werebulance

sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance

www.werewolfambulance.com

if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.

If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie

Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"

Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.