Topic Lords

130. Gilding The Lemur

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  • Tyriq
    • https://twitter.com/FourbitFriday
    • https://frror.bandcamp.com/
    • Stevie
      • https://www.hryx.net

        • Topics:

        • Watching TAS videos and wondering how much of what is happening is necessary vs flourish
        • If Jeff Bezos wanted to recreate Jurassic Park
        • Chocolate-dipped fruit has such an enormous gulf between perceived effort and actual effort that as a gift giver or potluck attendee you are all but obligated to take advantage
        • Strong Men, Riding Horses by Gwendolyn Brooks
          • https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/browse?contentId=28113
          • The creators of Earthworm Jim: Where are they now?

            • Microtopics:

            • Tunic.
            • Finding collectible pages of a game's manual inside the game.
            • Games in fake languages.
            • Playing imported games in emulation and trying to figure out how to play even though you don't speak the language.
            • Curveballs.
            • A monthly in-person cozy casual game development meetup.
            • Discovering what people mean by "within" when people say "inquire within."
            • What happened to all of the art.
            • What a whale bone smells like after you clean it.
            • Whether it's grosser to drink bone marrow or eat oysters.
            • The most charming of all the crabs.
            • TAS runs.
            • The various kinds of tools that might assist you in creating a tool-assisted speed run.
            • Human-Mediated Speed Runs, or HMSRs.
            • Proving the ideal speed run.
            • Some kind of sequence that is based on a timer.
            • When the TAS run does a little dance and you're trying to figure out whether that's important to the run or if they're just killing time.
            • The game became Snake.
            • Whether coffee cures or causes cancer.
            • Like listening in a mirror.
            • The vapors.
            • Trillionaires not being as rich as they used to be.
            • A big big island full of organisms that are just waiting to be coated in gold.
            • Painting your entire body and dying somehow.
            • Lemur-friendly paints.
            • People who've eaten breakfast and then died.
            • Dipping some shit in some crap.
            • Watching Food Network to discover the Science of Chocolate.
            • An attractive morsel.
            • Pastries with fruit fillings.
            • A solid cube of a mass of dessert-object.
            • Taking advice from someone who hasn't even been on several hundred podcasts.
            • Frantically putting the Topic Lords banner back on your wall when you see Jim approaching.
            • Releasing Topic Lords episodes.
            • Shuffling off of this mortal topic.
            • Making a movie to promote your new chocolate bar.
            • A type of chocolate that tries to be solid.
            • Spaghetti-Os as a back formation of Spaghetti-O-ification, which is what happens when pasta passes through a black hole's event horizon.
            • Using Hawking radiation to retrieve lost Spaghetti-Os from within black holes.
            • The movie playing the sound of somebody peeing to let you know that now's when you get up to use the bathroom.
            • A crowd of people doing foley work for a restaurant scene in Murder She Wrote.
            • Picking somebody for Animatronic Angela Lansbury to murder and then picking somebody for her to pin it on when she solves the crime.
            • The fine line between true and false.
            • The fine line between foot and floor.
            • Desert-eyed, rentless strong men pasted to stars already.
            • A source of praise for the patriarchy.
            • Addled by landlords.
            • Whether being pasted to the stars is good.
            • The elbow of the topics.
            • Earthworm Jim.
            • A muscular goofball earthworm.
            • Whether you can say "groovy" and still be angry.
            • A strict no-sequels policy.
            • Not the thing you're here to talk about.
            • George "The Fat Man" Sanger.
            • Wall-E but a Roomba but also one of those 90s wireless phone cradles.
            • Games you can play for free on the web.
            • All the good times we had at Blockbuster Video renting movies from Blockbuster Video.
            • How public libraries still exist and offer more movies than your local Blockbuster Video had and they're free and you keep them for a month rather than two days but nobody gives a shit because libraries don't have branding or advertising.
            • A perfect solution to a problem that everybody wants solved urgently.
            • Weirdly buff creatures that should not be buff.
            • Music band with animal companion solves mystery.
            • The Dog & The Stoner & The Band & The Ghost.
            • Queen Slug-for-a-Butt.

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