Every week, Jim invites different friends to guest on Topic Lords and be excited about whatever they've been fixated on this week.... more
Share Topic Lords
Share to email
Share to Facebook
Share to X
Share to email
Share to Facebook
Share to X
Topic Lords
By Jim Stormdancer
4.8
1212 ratings
FAQs about Topic Lords:
How many episodes does Topic Lords have?
The podcast currently has 259 episodes available.
Topic Lords episodes:
September 30, 2024258. Only The Head Of The Deer Sparks Joy Lords:
- Cort
- Mark
Topics:
- The best and worst thing you’ve ever found in the trash.
- Traveling with children & associated challenges/solutions
- Adventures with BB-8
- Survey of Forms - Burma-Shave Sign, by Andrew Plotkin
- https://eblong.com/zarf/thod/58.html
- The useless superpowers game
- Does Mega Man ever suffer ennui?
Microtopics:
- Dependable sources of guava.
- Staring at the raccoons as they go by at night.
- Room temperature ice cream full of bullets.
- Vietnamese guava vs. central american guava.
- Gnawing through a leathery rock to impress your in-laws.
- Cudgel Hero Faction.
- A life-sized deer sticking out of your neighbor's trash can.
- What to do with three quarters of a deer.
- Swimming around in a treasure factory and finding spices.
- Explaining to your mom where this salt and pepper came from.
- Dodging a delicious treat bullet.
- Bringing home a NeXT machine from the dumpsters behind Carnegie Mellon.
- Throwing away 30 year old legal books and a time traveling lawyer compares you to Hitler.
- Won't somebody think of the LA hipsters?
- Figuring out how to be okay not having exactly what you want all the time.
- Getting heatstroke in Japan.
- Mr. Puddles Pineapple having the time of his life.
- Getting a photo of your stuffed penguin at a Hamlet castle holding a skull.
- Is it really fake if you're telling the truth in a fake way?
- Housekeeping having a good time with your stuffed animals.
- The perfect companion to explore the Star Wars Galaxy by your side.
- Arranging yourself external motivators.
- A skill separate from cooking that is still relevant to the dining experience.
- Butterfly Pee Tea.
- Interwoven bread dough.
- These are Zelda meatballs!
- Trying out the recipe for Dubious Food in the Zelda cookbook.
- Sonic the Hedgehog chili that takes five hours to make.
- Rouge the Bat's favorite dish.
- Very round droid. Rounder than most.
- The make-your-own-lightsaber course class project room experience.
- Going to Disneyland and asking someone in costume for directions to the speakeasy.
- A game that exists to make children sad.
- Everyone working together to blow the shit out of Bowser, Jr.
- Losing the boss battle with Bowser Jr. at Super Nintendo World and the attendant hands you the dongle so your kids can listen to Princess Peach crying in despair the entire drive home.
- Explaining to the Super Nintendo World staff that you shouldn't need all the keys to get to the final boss because that's not how Mario games are typically structured.
- The guy trying to backwards long jump the stairs to the final boss in Super Nintendo World.
- A series of billboards that turn out to be a poem.
- Which came first, the Pizza Hut or the building shaped like a hut that you make pizza in?
- A racially insensitive fireworks store.
- Dropping a CRT monitor off of a tall building vs. dropping an LCD display.
- Raccoons witnessing crimes.
- Shaking exactly two aspirin out of the bottle every single time.
- An extremely opaque Pepper's Ghost.
- Mega Man defeating Ennui Man and acquiring his powers.
- Mega Man can't defeat Dr. Wily because of Asimov's Three Laws.
- Dr. Light deleting Mega Man's special abilities between games because he needs the hard drive space for porn.
- Mega Man choosing to forget Crash Man's memories because he's tired of remembering that awkward first date.
- Dr. Wily hacking everyone's iPhone to have the latest U2 album.
- Searching for lords and finding a random raccoon.
Support Topic Lords
...more September 23, 2024257. Stinky Judo Lords:
- Nathan
- https://store.steampowered.com/app/2976260/ChainStaff/
- Tom
Topics:
- During the summer olympics, France introduced breakdancing as an event, which was invented in America. They stole it from us! What new event should we steal from another country when the Olympics comes to LA in 2028?
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izzy_(mascot)
- Getting to an age where media is good: the writers are your contemporaries so their work doesn't feel stodgy anymore.
- How are you saying goodbye to trigraphs?
- Rain by Raymond Carver
- https://readalittlepoetry.com/2012/12/13/rain-by-raymond-carver/
- Jumping levels of abstraction while explaining computery things, how to pronounce angle brackets and command-line flags
- 3rd tetris playtest developed ("rolling"), ponder an entirely new approach to a game (or medium, or problem) that comes nearly 40 years later.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV5DIZyqsaw
Microtopics:
- Whether the chain staff is also the grappling hook.
- How all games ought to be made.
- Using an ancient alien artifact as an immersion blender.
- Getting the steamer arm upgrade before you can steam the milk.
- Space Opera by Catherynne Valente.
- Books where you read a couple paragraphs and you're done for the day.
- A sport where if you reach just a little bit further maybe you can touch your opponent's face with your foot.
- Stealing cheese rolling from France at the 2028 Olympics.
- Hosting the Olympics: a huge money-loser.
- Shouldering the terrible burden of hosting the 2028 Olympics.
- Aging up the 1996 Olympics mascot so they'll be the right age for the 2028 Olympics.
- The Chinese Olympics mascot Jim keeps confusing for Tingle.
- Olympic announcers just assuming everyone knows what a "B-Boy" is.
- This right here is a horse.
- Arranging a competition as bracket of 1v1 matches when it could just as easily be individually scored performances.
- Gymnasts all over the world chalking their hands because humans are more alike than they are different.
- Running fast at the Olympics.
- Hiring Topic Lords as Olympic announcers.
- Synchronized swimming except you need to synchronize with all your competitors.
- Getting out the shotgun mics to televise basketball players trash talking each other.
- Liking television alongside people who share your generational values.
- Enjoying being part of a target demographic until you get too old.
- Making an effort to appreciate new art more.
- The inexhaustible supply of old movies you haven't seen.
- What is lost and what is gained now that we're not all watching exactly the same TV shows every night.
- Realizing your social values match the media you're consuming because you didn't roll your eyes at the Very Special Episode.
- All the video games where you build a bionic arm for an NPC.
- Two guys in a missile silo arguing to keep trigraphs in the C standard.
- Boring programming situations where memory leaks are impossible.
- A guy drinking a beer looking over your shoulder while you program who says "yep" whenever you do something he approves of.
- Compiling C++ to a web site.
- Writing a web assembly program by typing opcodes into a Javascript string.
- What website people are into.
- Music that plays while you're waiting for a game to load.
- Loading the loading screen.
- Some things are being destroyed and other things rebuilt.
- Waking up and it's raining.
- Saying you have no regrets when of course you have regrets – everyone has regrets, fool!
- What cities were destroyed in December 2012?
- Scraping information so you can stick it in a file system.
- Complete List of Destroyed Cities.
- How grumpy Raymond Carver was as a six year old.
- How to communicate about what you want someone to type.
- What they call curly braces in other countries.
- Smooth brackets.
- How Mandarin speakers write C code.
- Drawing weird shit with Unicode glyphs, making it your URL, printing it on the side of a bus and making people figure out how to type it.
- Mathematicians giving all their variables single letter names.
- Embarrassing yourself by begging the compiler to not reformat your code.
- Choosing to do the easy part of your job right now.
- How to play Tetris faster.
- Strumming arcade buttons to press them faster.
- Weird ways of holding the NES controller to move Tetris pieces faster.
- A new way to interact with this piece of plastic.
- Turning the back of the controller into a giant button.
- What high jump competitors thought the first time they saw the Fosbury Flop.
- Learning to do close-up magic and getting frustrated because you can't literally make the card vanish.
- Funding a weird game and finding out later if it ever ships.
- Whether the folks who made ZPF considered any better names.
Support Topic Lords
...more September 16, 2024256. Donkey Kong Is A Tankie Lords:
- Mark
- https://mythcarver.bandcamp.com/
- https://writhenhilt.bandcamp.com/album/ancient-sword-cult
- Dungeon Synth:
- https://fief.bandcamp.com/
- https://auramerlin.bandcamp.com/
- https://shadowknell.bandcamp.com/
- https://hillsfar.bandcamp.com/
- https://erang.bandcamp.com/
- Shirley
- https://www.leuchtturm1917.us/some-lines-a-day.html
Topics:
- Naming a human
- Boomers say that you get more conservative as you get older, but I just keep getting more liberal.
- I'm scared to start recording Mario Odyssey
- The Orc
- https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/6TcTlXuz.png
Microtopics:
- Writhen Hilt.
- Writing a few sentences to achieve your goal.
- Being extremely entertained by your drunken journal entries from a year ago.
- Remembering the 140 years your son has been around.
- Learningl from the dead.
- How the archaeologists of the future are going to cope with social media, let alone the reams of LLM generated nonsense.
- Detecting forged paintings via the radioactive isotopes that are only found in pigments manufactured after the detonation of the atomic bomb.
- Low-background steel.
- Scavenging steel from shipwrecks because you just can't make steel that good any more.
- Pizza Pranks.
- Packaging a USB stick as though it's a cassette tape.
- Packaging your Dungeon Synth album on cassette in a Sega Genesis cartridge box.
- Propsr Topics.
- Calling your niece Billy Zane.
- Naming your child Scooter. (Monotonously.)
- Being unable to decide whether you're going to name your child Scooter or Squooter.
- Some Wizard of Earrhsea ahit.
- Holding power over your friends (magically, not legally)
- Your name for a person carrying with it your relationship with that person.
- Why they shipped a game called "Epic Mickey.*
- Compaeing this year's top 50 baby names to the top 50 a century ago.
- Mikse meeting Mikes.
- The Bob Emergency.
- One day there will be no more Bobs, and a door will close.
- Continuing to refer to your nephew as a "little kid" even though he's 45 now.
- Thinking you're getting more liberal but eventually realizing you're getting more apocalyptic.
- Garbage-ass subreddits full of dis- and misinformation.
- Battle Jackets vs. Jackets for Battle.
- Pregnancy subreddits.
- Checking out of gamer culture entirely.
- Black metal communities dealing with white supremacists.
- Can't we just have a place who love swords and wizards?
- How to not run a Nazi bar.
- Whether people get more liberal or more conservative as they age.
- Stone cold hippies.
- Explaining trans rights to your parents who are doing their best to understand.
- Asking the AI-generated slush pile how to update your political beliefs.
- Keeping younger people around who care about you enough to help you fix your shitty opinions.
- Hungry for Jim topics.
- Japanese cultural touchstones referenced in video games that just seem like nonsense to Americans.
- Slavic folklore in the Witcher games.
- Importing video games from more and more obscure countries because Japan is played out now.
- Recognizing Greek heavy metal just from the riffs.
- Vacuuming a couch and twenty one-dollar bills fly out of it.
- Shagrat, you shag rats!
- Rheumy weeping orbs that glare with hate.
- Truly a poem of unknown provenance.
- Shagrat doesn't deserve this!
- We had some great topics today, y'all.
- Mythcarver.
- A discord for people who are due in the same month as you.
- The Libras who won't let the dads in.
- Circle time with other pregnant couples.
Support Topic Lords
...more September 09, 2024255. We're Truly On The Bleeding Edge Of Something Lords:
- Adam
- https://store.steampowered.com/app/2769410/Ash__Adams_GOBSMACKED/
- Linker
- https://linker.itch.io/
Topics:
- Ways you've changed in the last 20 years that have surprised you
- Examples of x animal software running on y animal hardware (ie. fox being cat software on dog hardware)
- This argument about whether erasure poetry is poetry
- https://www.tumblr.com/whistletown/753096096947011584
- Favourite RPG (videogame or tabletop; open to interpretation)
Microtopics:
- Launching a game in the deep past.
- Indiepocalypse.
- After Journey's End vol. 2.
- The Monthly Tape Club.
- Games that are big enough or marketable enough.
- Getting excited about this month's PC Gamer demo disk.
- Zine-like game distribution.
- Making a small game to express a thought.
- Making a living making weird shit.
- The methods of marketing a small game.
- Practices that have existed for thousands of years.
- The boom and bust cycle and why you might or might not get in on the next boom.
- Making a shit-ton of money and continuing to pay your employees rather than laying them off.
- Whether Gen Z is savvy to the MBA brain worms.
- Whether Jim has a college degree.
- New England Sarcastic.
- Learning about having kids and wondering what it'd be like to have a purpose in life.
- Being legally responsible for the survival of the worst roommate imaginable.
- Other People's Dogs.
- How is your life different from when you were 6 years old?
- Becoming a permanent resident of Canada.
- A local theater company producing your play.
- Frog Fractions: it came from space.
- A thing that expresses the maelstrom going on in my head (or soul)
- The six 70s funk songs with a long enough stretch of isolated drums that they became the drums for every song ever.
- How to make art as an expression of human needs.
- Video games: they shouldn't exist.
- Expressing a thought with the skills you enjoy flexing.
- The virtues of having playtesters.
- Bug software running on mammal hardware.
- Tiny cats in the bodies of big cats.
- Service dogs for cheetahs.
- Remaining calm around humans because your dog buddy loves humans.
- Erasure Poetry.
- Oh Someone Oh God And Then Me.
- Formalized rules for determining who gets credit for what when a bunch of people make a piece of art.
- Legal precedents for copyright and reproduction rights.
- Magnetic fridge poetry.
- Inventing an art form that's even more constrained than pixel art somehow.
- Unity of effect.
- Looking at a blurry 16x16 tile and not being quite sure what it's supposed to be.
- RPGs: what even are they?
- What you can get away with within the aesthetics of a black and white Game Boy game.
- Whether Breath of the Wild counts as an immersive sim and whether immersive sims count as RPGs
- Getting into the topic weeds.
- Chained Echoes.
- Observing the sand running through the hourglass.
- Social anxiety preventing you from enjoying tabletop RPGs.
- Playing tabletop RPGs with a bunch of weird theater people.
- Meeting your friend at a bar to catch up on the latest events in his tabletop RPG sessions.
- How to use your name on social media.
Support Topic Lords
...more September 02, 2024254. Help Me Get Over The Pervert Hump Lords:
- Ryan
- https://www.instagram.com/ryanikeaudio/
- Alicia
Topics:
- How do I ask people what they're into without sounding like a pervert?
- Arctic Expeditions and the stupid beauty of man's hubris
- Asterix Park
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parc_Astérix
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK3Yr80lPOY
- I Won't Call You Pretty, by L.E. Bowman
- https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads-2024/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/tghmy9KF.png
- I sent this poem to my wife and she immediately responded by writing one addressed to me that was just as good, so, that's the person I married.
Microtopics:
- How to work as a freelance creative without burning yourself out.
- The me who comes up if you google me.
- The black egg who knows all.
- A huge egg with a second smaller egg in it.
- The chickens who got no credit for inventing the Matrioshka doll.
- Pluto: still a planet, because a dwarf planet is a kind of planet.
- Team Moon.
- Ancient Occult Magicks that you can check out from the library.
- Giving up on the fairy smut everyone is recommending because it isn't smutty enough.
- The air I just breathed.
- One of my Top 5 Zeldas.
- How many goes you get at being alive.
- Luring Moongrum into the rolling boulder trap.
- Bracing to hear about some online stuff.
- Conference season in the game industry.
- Meeting someone at a conference and asking them a question that Black Philip would ask.
- How to Unfuck your Sales.
- Content you Enjoyed.
- Who are the coolest hangs in game dev?
- Working with people you know and trust.
- The Pervert's Mound.
- Imagine if I was cool.
- Wearing a sandwich board with the word "MONOGAMY" on it so the woman you're talking to knows you're not hitting on her.
- Refusing to answer random innocuous questions so that it's not a tacit admission of guilt when you refuse to discuss an accusation.
- Birthday bookshop tours.
- Climbing as an act of disrespect to the mountain.
- The HMS Terror and the HMS Erebus.
- Peak British Colonialism.
- Ignoring the locals' advice about what parts of animals to eat.
- Sledging around your silverware.
- Getting lead poisoning from the canned food you brought with you to find the Northwest Passage.
- A cool pantsless mummy.
- Paradoxical Undressing.
- Having a hard time climbing Mount Everest because the path is choked with corpses of white people who blew it.
- Oops, All Antarctic Ship Crashes.
- Getting excited about bookshelves again.
- Stepping forward into whatever the next grift is going to be.
- Asterix the Gaul.
- Localizing a book that is full of puns to dozens of different languages.
- Not getting jokes in the English version of the Simpsons because the Swedish version of the Simpsons uses a completely different set of pop culture references.
- What would an Asterix theme park look like?
- Riding in a big inner tube down the lazy river.
- Elder Millenials learning about Skibidi Toilet.
- Asterix Park is the world's 12th largest economy.
- My brain beans are really getting steamed, here.
- Building an empire on that mustache.
- Watching POV rollercoaster videos with your five year old.
- Refusing to get in the sea.
- Going up to strangers and asking what percentage of the sea is fish piss.
- Weekend at Bernie's-ing your friend's corpse to Asterix Park.
- What style of underwear Zeus is wearing today.
- Who makes Zeus's underwear?
- Eating the boar sandwich at Asterix Park.
- Tasting the terror sweat on the wild boar you just hunted down.
- The little bald kid from the comics page has a theme park??
- Pirates of the Carabiner.
- Sailing through a diorama.
- The theme park ride with the sudden drop into a pool of mercury.
- The Haunted Garfield Theme Park.
- DeFuncoland.
- Jon trying to get with the veterinarian lady he's into and Garfield ruining it.
- Let's-plays as a service.
- You won't believe what happens when these Muppets swarm Treasure Island.
- A movie recap that is 80% of the length of the movie.
- Flirting tricks.
- The violence of being struck by Cupid's arrow.
- Complimenting someone on something they have no control over.
- Good luck getting any continuity out of me!
Support Topic Lords
...more August 26, 2024253. A Unified Theory Of Hot Dog Preference Lords:
- Wacy
- https://www.youtube.com/@WacyandChris
- Chris
- https://twitter.com/mrchrislhall
Topics:
- Difficulties with long term traveling
- Norway
- Why don't they have novelty whipped cream
- The Dirt Man Song, by Carter Vail
- https://genius.com/Carter-vail-dirt-man-lyrics
Microtopics:
- Specialty pour over filter coffee.
- A very deep rabbit hole of discovery of flavors.
- Drink the Machine: a Clean Metallic Flavor.
- Wacy and Chris.
- Chris or sounds like Chris.
- Living near your friends and family and being able to see them any time you want.
- Spot-it.
- Explaining what "on air" means to someone who has never listened to the radio.
- Why are flickering lights creepy?
- Getting Winston ready for swim class.
- The pressure to hyper-optimize.
- Being in the place where you are all the time.
- The world: it's really big and really full of stuff.
- How to exist in a city where you don't speak the language.
- Things you don't feel like maximizing.
- Grocery store bagged salads.
- Countries that are known for salads.
- Eating nothing but pickled fish and salty licorice during your trip even though you hate both.
- Being delighted by mediocre sushi.
- How many times Topic Lords has been downloaded in Osaka.
- Modern New-Age Scandinavian Food.
- Gas station hot dogs in Norway.
- Ordering a big slab of My Girlfriend is Not Hungry.
- Ways Norway is familiar to Americans.
- Walking around kicking the glaciers.
- Bikepackers.
- Giant highway ferries with six lanes of traffic.
- Brown Cheese Waffles.
- Daylight all night long.
- Normal people going outside and walking their dogs at 1am.
- The song that plays with the baby raccoon spinning in a circle.
- A country that is extremely serious about tunnels.
- Opening up your windows to let the cave air in.
- Visiting the Arctic circle in the winter.
- Good ideas, like Pesto Whipped Cream.
- Orange Cream Whipped Cream.
- The toothpaste tubes with the colored wedges.
- Birthday Cake Coffee Creamer.
- Guava-flavored beer foam.
- Coffee creamer except for beer.
- Chefs seeking out the worst food so they can understand exactly why it's bad.
- The Friendly's Cone Head.
- The Bad-Interesting Food Spectrum.
- Sleep regression, or more generally how you don't always keep forward progress.
- Why kids become picky eaters.
- Replicating the texture of uncooked hot dog in a novelty whipped cream.
- What whippets are for.
- Original flavorless N2O tanks.
- Using the word for amyl nitrite that signifies that you are a VCR owner and not a drug user.
- How to not become dirt in the dirt lair.
- The dirt man's tithe.
- Lying to your kid about cosmology.
- Pretending to believe the little lies as practice for believing big lies.
- Reminding your mom to make a leprechaun trap.
- Making fake boot prints to convince your kids that god is real.
- Reindeer food. (It's just hay.)
- All the years you didn't keep dirt under your pillow.
- The dirt man's dirt man taking you even deeper down.
- Lots of great places where the dirt man can be found.
Support Topic Lords
...more August 19, 2024252. A Properly Functioning Bag Nose Lords:
- JohnB
- Kory
Topics:
- I have become a vinyl record enjoyer
- Teaching myself C++, or "I learned C++ when I should've learned C, AMA"
- Forgetting things as a way of getting other things done
- I Sat Belonely by John Lennon
- https://silverbirchpress.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/i-sat-belonely-poem-by-john-lennon/
- The vestigial organs of video games
Microtopics:
- Kbones' Wire Tripper, on display at Wonderville.
- Easter eggs for fans of Gordy and the Monster Moon.
- Ebirah, Horror of the Deep.
- Watching Shin Godzilla immediately after Evangelion.
- Dan Ryckert's nonsense over at Giant Bomb.
- Listening to a Mario Party game on the radio.
- Supplementing all your collecting hobbies with a creative hobby.
- Grabbing the record player before the garbage collector does.
- An auto-sustaining supply of sound bars entering and leaving the trash.
- The Digital Jim Gift Shop.
- The Frog Fractions OST Vinyl in Bug Mars Orange.
- Auditioning for college radio by DJing a show to tape that won't be aired, just rated by a panel of experts.
- The vinyl soundtrack to a Net Yaroze game.
- Albums that have an odd number of sides.
- Holographic tie fighters that spin around when you shine a light on them.
- The Funkopopization of Vinyl.
- Hobbies that are better if you have friends.
- Using wood glue to clean an LP, then using an inverse record player to play music off the glue's negative grooves.
- The glue's glue.
- Station to Station, by David Bowie.
- The experience of listening to an album all the way through.
- Content-producing reasons.
- An excuse to listen to an album with friends under the auspices of being productive.
- Seeing the music by looking how wide the groove is.
- Smooth jazz appreciation.
- The Madden NFL of the record shop.
- How to justify going to GDC when you're not a game developer.
- How to ship a Love2D game.
- Drag your file onto a Love Executable.
- Putting together your first Arkanoid-like in Game Boy Assembly.
- To create Red Dead Redemption, first add two binary digits.
- Super FML.
- Objectless games.
- The data flow required to change screens in a Zelda-like game.
- What happened to various aspects of the Adobe Flash ecosystem.
- Why console games had such sluggish menus.
- A bug where if you do it right you don't have to press A.
- How to do a bureaucracy thing.
- Keeping an important task in mind so you can accomplish all your less important tasks.
- Trying to forget all but one thing you need to do because if you remember two things you'll just sit there being anxious.
- Forgetting information that you do have vs. faking information that you don't have.
- Foveated vision.
- Yesterday's List.
- How many Frog Fractions had to die because the most dangerous task was attempted first?
- A little tiny little pig.
- Balonely.
- A Spaniard in the Works.
- Reading your own book in your fictionalized biopic.
- Whimsical Elisions.
- Fun whimsical vs. dark whimsical.
- Coming back from India and writing a hundred one minute songs that don't mean anything.
- Music that you've listened to so much that it's like listening to breathing air.
- Don't Pass Me By and Octopus' Garden.
- Game mechanics that still exist because nobody's thought about them in a while.
- Moon phases in Shin Megami Tensei.
- Demon Fusion.
- What Super Mario Wonder does with a combo since it doesn't have points.
- A potentially dangerous vestigial organ in video games.
- How to make pinball beginner friendly.
Support Topic Lords
...more August 12, 2024251. Organs Experiencing Red Shift Lords:
- Erica
- Casey
Topics:
- Isn't it great to have a coelom?
- Solving problems by waiting for another bigger problem to occur and override the previous problem
- Mammals learning to eat cephalopods
- https://crookedtimber.org/2024/03/16/occasional-paper-when-armor-met-lips/
- A Narrow Fellow in the Grass, by Emily Dickinson
- https://www.poetryoutloud.org/poem/a-narrow-fellow-in-the-grass-1096/
- Personal project retrospectives
Microtopics:
- That thing you just heard.
- Assigning your new hire an office.
- Plugging over a million leaking gas and oil wells in West Texas.
- The Topic Lords Promise.
- A bag that your organs sit in.
- Undifferentiated tissues.
- How dissecting an earthworm is different from dissecting a gummy worm.
- Inflating your coelom in order to take out your spleen.
- Organisms with high diseectability.
- The anti-coelom lobby.
- Undifferentiated tubes of goo that get depression.
- The gummy worm future we're all looking forward to.
- Fluid things going on in the organism.
- A car that has a huge dent in it and it doesn't matter because the car still gets around no problem.
- Good car ideas.
- A bad thing happening but it's not your fault.
- Buying your house in a point and clock adventure online.
- Rediscovering all the things you have stored at your parent's house.
- Multi-episode Topic Lords story arcs.
- Which colored stripes are on Wikipedia's Non-Notable Flag.
- The Topic Lords explainer episode where everyone finds out what this show is about.
- Serial Podcast Monogamy.
- Podcast guilt.
- Discussing all the same topics as the last episode with no self-awareness.
- Non-Stop Coelom Celebration.
- My own very special walking bag of guts.
- Evolving cheek muscles to suck meat out of a spiral shell.
- Losing your baby lips.
- What it's like to eat a planarian.
- Cephalopods that have evolved to eat mammals.
- The giant squid that have never been seen alive.
- The colossal squid vs. the giant squid.
- Finding a mobius strip solution so borh your flag and your neighbor'a flag can be biggest.
- Our flag that represents limpness will be your downfall.
- Non-stop sensationalized documentaries about North Korea.
- Opening the border to North Korea so we can finally interview the people about the colossal squid.
- Emily Dickinson slipping into Yoda Speak.
- Being too busy reading to understand what you're reading.
- Whether the Emily Dickinson poem about the snake is actually about a snake or about a dick or both.
- It's coming at your feet! It likes a boggy acre!
- A polysexual attitude towards nature.
- Emily Dickinson making thousands of attempts to fix the Gilligan's Island theme.
- Herman Melville describing Moby Dick as "the Ebon Whale" because he didn't have Wikipedia.
- Moby Dick annotated by biologists who explain why all the whale facts are wrong.
- Game Developers doing a "post-mortem" of projects that are ongoing.
- Befunge.
- Clojure and other Lisps.
- Watching your own programming livestreams to learn how to learn better.
- A huge block of text off to the side that tells you how to play the game.
- Fine-grained tactical mistakes.
- Why people keep telling game developers to learn to ship a game.
- The most significant barrier between you and putting a work of art out in the world.
- Inventing metrics for success for game engines that never ship.
- Rewriting your game engine to have cooler tech but be way harder to make levels for.
- Modern Jim-Style Content.
- Artists trash talking their own work while they're showing it to you.
- A sign on your forehead reading "ask me about my severely negative feedback."
- The George W. Bush childhood home.
- A community built on everyone's shared desire to leave.
- The ethic of owning a shotgun.
- The last of the Midland Odessa complaining.
- Big Bend and Carlsbad Caverns.
- An airport full of ads for oil wells and oil well accessories.
- The Chris Kyle American Sniper Memorial.
- A plaque on a sculpture explaining whether the flag represents a penis.
- Everything's a dick if you squint hard enough.
- An assassin of federal judges.
Support Topic Lords
...more August 05, 2024250. Almost Pickles: It's Just Cucumbers! Lords:
- Jenni
- Tyriq
Topics:
- That mayochup and kranch
- Barry Topping
- Magic Shell
- Hot Sauce by Just James
- https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/hot_sauce_889972
- Video games where you put toppings on things
- The temptation of bad ice cream toppings
Microtopics:
- The game where you go into your uncle's nipple and find a tiny heart.
- Isles of Sea and Sky.
- A block pushy game.
- Toppings that are just recombinations of existing toppings.
- Switching sriracha brands for labor relations reasons.
- Combining all the soda flavors because you're an iconoclast and suffering because the flavor is worse but it's worth it.
- Getting a squeeze bottle so you can drizzle sauces like on TV.
- Getting pre-ruined peanut butters so you don't need to worry about ruining it any further.
- Buying peanut butter because you no longer live with someone who is allergic to nuts.
- Intrusive and non-intrusive seeds.
- Condiment combinations sticking in your head for decades.
- Ketchup and something that's kind of like a thing you might know but might not.
- Almost Pickles: It's Just Cucumbers.
- Harmless Coconut Water.
- Cranch: ranch dressing that that comes out of the can in a wobbly cylinder like cranberry sauce.
- Barry Hilary Valentine Topping.
- Paradise Killer.
- Walking into court sipping your Starbucks latte.
- Hopping around a beach and looking at a vaporwave pyramid.
- Collecting skate tapes, just like Mario does.
- Bails hurt scores, Mario!
- Street Uni X.
- The Tony Hawk soundtrack except slightly more a Lilith Fair.
- Enjoying a bad N64 camera enough for the two of us.
- The thing you squirt onto your ice cream.
- Making your own counterfeit Kranch at home in a bottle with Kranch written on it in crayon.
- The Cheese Remains Saucy.
- Getting a boba tea for $17 outside of LA.
- Taking the very worst bite out of your mother in law's ice cream cone.
- Working out your jaw muscles until you can eat the entire ice cream cone in one bite.
- Eating 16 pints of ice cream in six minutes.
- Screaming at ice cream until it teleports into your belly.
- Admonishing your readers that hot sauce would not make a good wife.
- Stealing the pelt of a selkie but she always wants to go back to the ocean.
- Selkie for a wife vs. ice cream for a wife.
- ASMRtistry.
- Spices of life.
- Using a food metaphor to describe the metaphorical nature to food.
- Three pop songs that compare women to food.
- A topic that is floating around in the the collective unconscious.
- Sriracha sorbet.
- A flight of tea-flavored ice creams.
- Sentient hot sauce putting itself on things you don't usually put hot sauce on.
- Salamander County Public Television.
- A Wario Ware that's a little bit QWOP.
- The Pancake/Burger/Bacon trilogy.
- An interactive thing where you put food into space.
- The American Portion Gun.
- Put things on things.
- Video games with hamburger building elements.
- A fast food simulator where you solve all the horror game problems that you're in.
- Whether board games count as video games since you can see them.
- Vidus Gamus.
- Livin' la Video Game Loca.
- Learning how to recover from mistakes.
- Putting an entire Snickers bar in your cup of Sriracha and the clerk just shakes his head.
- Asking the froyo guy to arrange the gummy worms "artfully. Like how I would if I could reach in there nyself. In fact why do I need to order, just give me the froyo that I want!"
- All the Mistake Blizzards you can eat.
- Nerds Butterfinger Mistake Blizzard.
- Putting barbecue sauce on vanilla ice cream because you're out or chocolate sauce.
- What's your favorite cheese to put on Pop-Tarts?
- The Ambies for Excellence in Audio.
- How to make more of the red liquid they found in the black sarcophagus.
Support Topic Lords
...more July 29, 2024249. Singles Night At Whole Foods Lords:
- Ian
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tEaI_bi-i8
- Shannon
- https://www.oddityroadshow.com/
- https://www.youtube.com/c/struccimovies
Topics:
- Official and unofficial remakes of Yojimbo
- Danny McBride shows, and how to balance character likability with dark comedy- examples of this done well vs poorly?
- I can't fix bad movie dialog mixing for everyone, but I can fix it in my own house
- The Chinese Checker Players by Richard Brautigan
- http://kempwash.blogspot.com/2011/05/chinese-checker-players-by-richard.html
Microtopics:
- Songs that signify that this scene or moment is sophisticated.
- How to pronounce Debussy.
- Southern gothic dark comedy body horror.
- A weirdo from Twitter who can't email your employer because he doesn't know who you work for.
- The Glass Key's remake family tree.
- A drifter samurai coming to a town.
- A dude who shows up in town and decides to play all the criminal factions against each other.
- The scene where the protagonist sets the bed on fire and jumps out the window.
- Escaping from rum runners by convincing them that you've already escaped.
- Propping your gun on a cross and using Jesus to pull the trigger.
- A sorceress who spends the whole movie topless because it's one of those movies.
- Omega Doom starring Rutger Hauer.
- A robot who gets stabbed in a bar because the stabber needs to download his memories.
- Using a mook as a human shield.
- The supporting actor getting a better offer and quitting in between takes.
- Where you put the interesting part in your movie.
- A hobo who runs two crime syndicates.
- The story of two rival vice principals.
- Jim's theory for why cringe comedy shouldn't exist.
- Where cringe comedy has gone since Seinfeld.
- How to make an unlikable protagonist that people don't admire.
- Characters who aren't good at anything.
- The schlub.
- A montage of dad destroying model airplanes with a sledge hammer.
- Liking some things about someone while not liking other things.
- A monster who is very fun to hang out with.
- The character in the show who ends up in Florida.
- Marathoning Breaking Bad and Better Call Sail and ending up 40 years old no matter how old you were when you started
- Why you might not throw away a sound bar.
- Entering the Konami code to enable compression.
- What the Clear Voice feature actually does.
- Getting really agitated and putting the subtitles on.
- Thinking of something interesting to say and then forgetting it.
- Which one's the son and which one's the dad?
- Ripley vs. Ripley's Believe it or Not.
- Lobbying for more mean old lesbians in theatrical productions.
- Playing Chinese Checkers with a woman who outlived her husband by 70 years.
- Where you were when you realized that it's possible to outlive your spouse by 70 years.
- Bowling Alone.
- A place to meet people that isn't the play you go to drink or the place where you go to pray.
- All your friends who went sober in the last year.
- Liquor stores that only sells non-alcoholic products.
- Mocktail bars.
- Name tags that have different foods on them.
- Inappropriate attention in nerd spaces.
- Figuring out where you can go with all your sober friends.
- Who listens past the first five minutes of a podcast?
- AI-driven smell-o-vision.
- Searching automated transcripts to find things that people didn't say.
- The subtitler writing "knockos" whenever people in The Wire say "narcos" in a Baltimore accent.
- Streaming services cutting corners wherever possible in a desperate attempt to become profitable.
- Snitching on bootlegers of racist Disney movies.
- How to get banned from TikTok.
Support Topic Lords
...more
FAQs about Topic Lords:
How many episodes does Topic Lords have?
The podcast currently has 259 episodes available.
More shows like Topic Lords
My Brother, My Brother And Me
29,857 Listeners
Watch Out for Fireballs!
1,148 Listeners
The Besties
4,744 Listeners
The Crate and Crowbar
106 Listeners
Behind the Bastards
14,661 Listeners
Noclip Crewcast
290 Listeners
Get Played
2,026 Listeners
The MinnMax Show
1,455 Listeners
Triple Click
1,072 Listeners
Fire Escape Cast
475 Listeners
The Nextlander Podcast
1,065 Listeners
The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
8,032 Listeners
The Jeff Gerstmann Show - A Podcast About Video Games
935 Listeners
The Insert Credit Show
280 Listeners
Remap Radio
790 Listeners