Topic Lords

300. Dave's Kid Doesn't Know How To Spit


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Lords:

  • Jenni
  • Tyriq
  • Topics:

    • Internal Monologue Soundboards
    • Ash wants to be the very best, but at what cost? When is competition a bad thing?
    • The different ways people play games
    • Friendship is a skill
    • Water… Earth… Fire… Air… which bending is best bending?
    • Microtopics:

      • Scrubbin' Trouble.
      • Figuring out how to do a multiplayer roguelike.
      • Power leveling all your skills at once and hoping it's enough.
      • Looking at the comments, because there might be something good in there.
      • The Dawn of Our Topic Lords Century.
      • Why all ducks sound like that.
      • Hearing a sound an incorporating it into your internal monologue.
      • Saying "good morning" whenever you pick up the phone no matter what time of day it is.
      • Alone in the Dark Hedge Maze Mafioso Barks.
      • Talkin' Barks.
      • A vault full of clones of a guy named Gary and the only thing they can say is "Gary"
      • You're a cluster of cells wafting through the universe and latching onto phrases you hear on the internet.
      • Kids who think they invented being dumb on the Internet.
      • The Bill Nye theme song sound board.
      • Wanting to be the very best, like noone ever was, and defining "best" as "kindest."
      • Wanting to be the very best, and then being it, and then no longer being it and losing your entire sense of identity.
      • What if you're on a spaceship? Lots of weird things happen on a spaceship.
      • Striving to be the most benevolent god, like noone ever was.
      • The sound of angering the giant goose.
      • Trying to get your significant other to play Outer Wilds because you can't fly the spaceship.
      • Solving puzzles with the internet.
      • Super Metroid + Link to the Past and other multi-game randomizers.
      • Lies on video game forums.
      • The Search for the Last Great Secret.
      • A Clop or a Girp.
      • Collecting meat for a Roguelike Celebration talk.
      • Holding a meeting about all the ways your project could potentially fail.
      • Good mortem!
      • Going back in time and all humans clump together like a giant Katamari.
      • Friendship as a skill vs. friendship as a natural outcome of your life circumstances.
      • Friendship decay, a a problem that neurotypicals have.
      • Keeping up with real life friends vs. with Internet friends.
      • Online games as a third place.
      • Complaining about all the ways in which your are socially incompetent.
      • Inviting people over for a listening party.
      • Not knowing what number you're thinking of but knowing that it's either odd or even.
      • Filling away tidbits of information.
      • The Y2K problem where when pro people start being over 127 years old, everyone remembers them as being -128.
      • Things that are impossible to think about because you have no frame of reference.
      • Making yourself a little coffee treat and scrolling reddit so you can stop thinking about death.
      • Water is imba!
      • Whether magma falls under bending Earth or bending Fire.
      • Highly fluid particulate sand.
      • Which bending is most delicious, according to avatarfandom.com
      • The cosmology of Jefferson Starship's "We Built This City"
      • Whether circuit bending is still fun now that everything is software-controlled.
      • Circuit bending your electric together.
      • The Goodbye Noise.
      • Odd Object dot Zone.
      • Hamster Disco.
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