Topic Lords

305. Phlegmletting


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Lords:

  • Abby
    • https://www.thespaceuk.com/shows/2025/abby-denton-my-favorite-loser
    • Sid
      • https://linktr.ee/beamsplashx
      • Topics:

        • Reading about type 1 diabetes
        • Saying vegetables instead of cussin'
          • https://jp.itch.io/mr-friendly
          • Winston punched his tooth out
          • If I Ran the Circus (excerpt)
          • With the power of portable PS2 emulation, I can find out how many types of games I don't like anymore
          • Microtopics:

            • My Favorite Loser.
            • Mistakes we always keep in the show because it's more fun that way.
            • How to plagiarize video using Da Vinci Resolve.
            • A tool that automatically turns any Youtube video into a series of screenshots with captions.
            • Your mom threatening to sell your copy of Sonic the Hedgehog when it's explicitly labeled "not for resale"
            • Explaining to your mom that they're not video games, they're computer games, and she explains that video is from the Latin for "to see"
            • Mom paying proper deference to your clever sass before grounding you.
            • They're called RPGs, Mother!
            • Reading just enough about diabetes to be unhelpful.
            • Reading the diabetes owners manual.
            • Your $200/month Glucagon habit.
            • The Quick Start Guide to Diabetes, which explains that ideally you'd do such and such for your diabetic child but you probably don't have health insurance so, uh, good luck!
            • WiFi 7 upgrading you to gay.
            • Recreational glucose monitors.
            • The new glucose tablets coming in metric and confusing everybody.
            • That time Solid Snake went hypoglycemic while being tortured and bit down on his fake tooth to release the glucose capsule.
            • We put sugar gel in you, Solid Snake! It's going to make you slightly loopy!
            • An accountant who likes jogging.
            • Nobody knows why women have a higher incidence of eating disorders. If only we could ask them
            • They made a cure to diabetes 30 years ago, but you have to become the President of the United States to get it.
            • If Diabetes is so good, why haven't they made a Diabetes 2?
            • The Quick Start Guide to Diabetes explaining that people with diabetes can talk over you in a funny voice and you're not allowed to do anything about it.
            • Fiddling with a bloodletting device in an antique store and accidentally letting nearly all of your blood.
            • Phlegmletters.
            • What part of the body hurts least to prick with a needle. (The balls.) (Of your feet.)
            • Code switching halfway through explaining how you like to cuss.
            • How to swear at someone using vegetables.
            • What a load of parsnips!
            • Brussels Sprouts patch notes.
            • Brussels Sprouts: Belgium's Great Shame.
            • Winnipeg Manitoba sprouts.
            • Walking up to a stranger on the street and saying "Hey! It's a load of parsnips!" when they don't even know how you feel about parsnips.
            • Veggie Tales: Christ Died for our Parsnips.
            • Finding hilarious jokes in the text but your Bible studies group doesn't think they're very funny at all.
            • Refusing to apologize about a joke because someone somewhere is going to get the joke.
            • Why they still play old cartoons when they have Dragon Ball Z now.
            • Trying to find the 90s show about a kid trapped in a sitcom neighborhood that a talking dog told Abby about.
            • A video game where instead of having to shoot people, you talk to people.
            • Mr. Friendly.
            • Running errands for the demons.
            • Demon acceptance.
            • Can you believe Satan? What will they come up with next?
            • Lucifer Twocifer: Bringer of the Deuce.
            • Embarking on a multi-year project to have the coolest most clever minced oaths because you refuse to have basic minced oaths.
            • Whether it's racist to call a safecracker a Yegg.
            • The funniest joke you heard when you were eight.
            • The hobo with excellent glycemic index who lives in your shed.
            • Trying cat insulin and promising to report back if you die.
            • Hyperdontia.
            • Accidentally swallowing a tooth and growing a tooth tree in your tummy.
            • Explaining to your kid who just swallowed a tooth that it's going to bite him on the butt on the way out.
            • Inventing an increasingly elaborate series of fairies that cover everything that can happen to your child's teeth
            • What kind of degree you need to become a tooth fairy.
            • Going to the dentist to do a bunch of drugs and get punched in the face.
            • The tooth fairy talking about switching careers.
            • Paying for PDFs to print and put under your child's pillow when they lose a tooth.
            • Trying to pay a mortgage on a tooth fairy's salary nowadays.
            • What you're going to make Mr. Sneelock do.
            • A hoodwink who can't wink good.
            • If only we could talk to the LAPD.
            • Looking up the IPA pronunciation of Truffula Trees.
            • Anticipating the day you'll finally get to say "what it is"
            • Reading The Lorax in a bad David Lynch impression.
            • Over Forty Years of Trusted Quality at Nature's Bounty.
            • Seeing yourself on video and realizing you've been on the autism spectrum the whole time.
            • Knowing your friend only has one joke and telling a whole shaggy dog story to set up the one joke, as a gift.
            • The zoomers that they have nowadays.
            • Hello, this is my Asian man voice.
            • Going around the circle and everybody doing their best Asian man voice, finishing with the guy you want cancelled the most.
            • Spending $150 trying to connect your PlayStation 2 to a modern television.
            • Exhorting people to read the jokes in your pinned tweets.
            • Importing PS3 games – or not importing them, which is cheaper.
            • All the things you could've done instead of shooting Shinzo Abe.
            • Playing Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven and trying to change the control scene to be more like Sekiro, even though you hated Sekiro.
            • Freaking out because you didn't have everything figured out by the time you're 24.
            • Playing Bumpy Trot with your weeb girlfriend.
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