Welcome listeners, first-time and long-time, to our inaugural episode of I Think Not! We're kicking things off with the harrowing stories of Mary Kay Beckman, Steven Lane, and the toxic people they dated from I Dated A Psycho:

A man's dream of romance with an NFL cheerleader is thwarted by death threats. Also, a woman winds up in danger after trying to find love in Las Vegas.

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