"Two stubborn white wrong guys." The holidays came early to YCDT: Eva's back in the U.S., Goop's back with another absurd gift guide, and the Caps beat the Penguins 6-1 in front of god and everyone. Thanks, Santa. Also on the docket: a formal apology, the glitch in Connor McDavid's matrix, and a solution for our sad Canucklings. This episode was recorded on November 15, 2021.

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Timecodes: (03:00) Thank You Santa For This Baba Yaga House | (07:43) #ALLCAPS | (20:17) Pens fans, cover your ears | (39:44) Elsewhere in the NHL | (48:13) A Very Hockey Goopsmas