"Metro-spreading. Ew." Honk yr car's little gay horn: We're heading to Connor McDavid's McMansion of Sorrows for this Thanksgiving feast. Kelly, Rave, and Eva's list of conversation topics to avoid dinner table awkwardness includes an update from Kuzy's revenge tour; losing to the Kraken as praxis; Canucks-flavored despair; and the trauma of your parents refusing to get you an American Girl doll even though you reeeeeally want one. This episode was recorded on November 23, 2021.

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Timecodes: (03:55) Tis The Damn Season | (18:44) #ALLCAPS | (35:51) Elsewhere in the NHL | (59:26) Canadian Girl Dolls