May 16, 2022

134. A Bad Case Of Footmouse

1 hour

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Topics:

"World's greatest author Chuck Tingle"

Way of making moving easier, collective tips?

https://overmental.com/content/the-beautiful-zelda-artwork-of-katsuya-terada-7898

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DataHand

Melatonin parenting decisions

http://false-panels.com/fjf/

Microtopics:

Rabbit nose speeds.

A stranger from Australia handing you a twenty dollar bill.

Lining a trench coat with Steam keys.

How to make Elden Ring feel like a video game rather than a slog.

An incredible variety of fantastical biomes filled with body horror monstrosities that are inexplicably bad at killing you.

Playing Elden Ring with passive enemies

Big columns with massively muscular horsemen.

Sheep curling up into a wheel and rolling away.

Fostering a different sense of what accomplishment means.

Ramps interweaving the stairway.

Going into a spooky house and the house is like "why would you come in here? Can't you see I'm haunted"

Going into a spooky house in hopes of seeing bespoke content.

An author of real books that people think are memes.

A tornado that has a butthole because it must've picked it up with all the other debris.

Lesbian candy corn.

High-functioning chocoholics.

Having sex with the State of California and reading the list of things that the State of California has found to cause cancer.

Making a career out of exploring the weird connections in your own mind.

Writing to Chuck Tingle to ask for more details about the 747's genitalia.

Moving house and then moving house again immediately, to save yourself a packing/unpacking cycle.

Having many shamefully confusing objects and making the movers wear blindfolds.

Making your friends wear blindfolds and rely on LIDAR when they come into your house.

Putting all your vacation souvenirs in storage and going to your storage unit when you want to remember your vacation.

Three drawers of cables organized into power cables, USB cables and audio cables, all neatly constrained with velcro.

Giving your rabbit decoy cables to chew on so that the important cables remain safe.

Throwing away 70% of your stuff.

Whether it's a lie if you have books on your shelf that you haven't read yet.

Apocryphal John Waters quotes.

Having an outfit for hacktivism.

Mounting the spines of books you've read above your hearth.

Data Hands.

A keyboard that doesn't work in direct sunlight.

Foot Mouse and the Data Hands.

Staring into the abyss, wiggling your fingers.

Underwear computing.

Late-onset melatonin generation.

How to deal when everybody in the family gets sick at once.

An island made of bureaucracy.

The fax machine in your underwear computer.

How to pronounce "James" according to Jim's facebook profile.

Armchairing a request for poetry in the rudest way possible.

Streets that duel like coarse teeth.

The matted thing that leaves its woman without the duck.

Hooking your poetry generator up to a receipt printer so people can print a new poem on demand.

Writing a poem and finding out what you meant later.

Soup repair.

A man who is nice on British TV but angry on American TV.

Old Enough!

An extremely relatable two year old.

Being tasked with juicing some oranges and spending the next hour chasing the dog.

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