Topic Lords

137. Burying The Machete (So Nobody Can Open The Coconuts)

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Lords:

  • John
    • https://twitter.com/robohunkx
    • https://twitter.com/AshbyBrewery/
    • April
      • https://www.instagram.com/midnightgardenstitchery/

        • Topics:

        • Playing Grand Theft Auto 5 because I miss hiking in California
        • Embroidery
        • Jokes that three year olds tell
        • Moondrop's Tale
          • https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q6h1_gLGH7hDy3uhWpLtqapbpRqVFkawAbQ1ywVEu4E/edit
          • Skeleton Jelly: https://imgur.com/lbIoX
          • Survivor
            • https://survivingtribal.com/2017/08/04/survivor-flashback-friday-survivor-gabon-gif-end-gifs/
            • Excluding certain topics from my Twitter recommendations has never been harder (and also: trying to understand why Russell Crowe keeps showing up in the "suggested posts" of the AshbyBrewery account)

              • Microtopics:

              • Return of the Beast Lord.
              • Whether the Beast Lord fucks around.
              • The Beets Lord.
              • Hearing clapping and encouragement and assuming it's for you.
              • Being a tourist in a video game.
              • Riding a quad bike up Mt. Chiliad.
              • Getting past the first mission where you need to do violence to a lot of people so you can peacefully explore Los Santos.
              • Driving down the highway at night and taking a random turnoff into the wilderness and going on a hike in the moonlight.
              • The Grand Theft Auto V Not Hurting Anybody Challenge.
              • Taking a self-guided tour of the Bay Area in Watch Dogs 2.
              • A Short Hike mod for GTA V.
              • A needle art or craft.
              • Art vs. Craft.
              • What is the Citizen Kane of needlepoint? When will we see the first needle that can make you cry?
              • A piece of physical media that you look at.
              • Physically doing the thing to make it look like the image you have in your head.
              • An art form that has been around for as long as thread.
              • The joy of buying art supplies.
              • The anxiety relief of various stitches.
              • A boy who contains multitudes.
              • Getting dad a sidewalk for his birthday.
              • Cross-stitch route planning.
              • Marking notable locations in red.
              • The only way out. (Through.)
              • A three year old who wants to do something but delays as much as he can anyway.
              • A three year old who is just like adults except with way less impulse control.
              • A work in frogress.
              • The tale of druid Moondrop Honeysuckle.
              • A disembodied voice telling you to call it "granny."
              • The ancient place beyond the dead star in the Ultraviolet City.
              • Going into a random bar and hearing a poem about your mom.
              • Granny the Mind Flayer.
              • Falling sideways through reality and having to fight the big boss.
              • Recording season 42 of Survivor over Zoom.
              • The evolution of Survivor meta.
              • Finding a clue in the crook of a tree.
              • Throwing the flint into the ocean.
              • The gif of the two women gasping and the dude behind them smiling.
              • The Ashby Brewery Twitter account.
              • Why the algorithm thinks you care about Ratchet and Clank.
              • How to make Twitter livable on PC vs. on your phone.
              • The work every internet user puts into not being shown the stuff they don't want to see.
              • Mark Zuckerberg pointing at his mugger and shouting "See less of this! I'd like to see less of this!"
              • Eating the rich and having to worry about biomagnification.
              • Mr. Beer.
              • The Ashby Brewery and Video Game Studio.
              • All the Brews That's Fit to Print.
              • The Ashby Brewery and Video Game Studio quarterly brewsletter.
              • Being the bee man.
              • Not using Twitter in a while and Twitter emails you about what Russell Crowe is doing lately.
              • Extensively DMing Russell Crowe and then blocking Russell Crowe and then forgetting that either thing happened.
              • Why they call him John Mystery.

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