"Rachael Leigh Cook-ing it through life." The Bootleggers referred to in this episode's title have nothing to do with the hockey team currently playing in the Windy City and everything to do with this episode's prevailing theme, which we'd classify as "Luxury without effort." Other topics that Kelly, Eva, and Rave dissect: four hilarious Caps losses, J'accuse in the spotlight, dragging Andre hours, Evander Kane to Edmonton?!, and the sorry state of the NHL's "commitment" to diversity. This episode was recorded on January 11, 2022.

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Timecodes: (04:41) How To... | (09:17) #ALLCAPS | (25:39) Elsewhere in the NHL | (44:38) Tape Out Hate, you dicks | (56:58) Creation Zone