"Flopping loose provolone all around." Kelly, Eva, and Rave kick off the year of the tiger with hearts full of feelings over Braden Holtby and brains full of next-level ideas to improve the All Star Game, the Arizona Coyotes organization, and the Washington Capitals' collective understanding of grade school math. Put us in charge immediately. This episode was recorded on February 3, 2022.

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Timecodes: (03:42) Lunar New Year | (10:01) #ALLCAPS | (46:44) Elsewhere in the NHL | (1:10:40) All Star! [Shrek]