Topic Lords

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  • Ben
    • https://twitter.com/KosmologyB
    • Tyriq
      • https://twitter.com/FourbitFriday

        • Topics:

        • Which real life occupations are the closest thing to actual Adventuring? And would you want to do any of them?
        • Getting a tattoo has somehow motivated me to be healthier
        • It's weird that some instruments you play with your hands and others you put in your mouth
        • The Mushroom Hunters
          • https://www.themarginalian.org/2019/11/25/the-mushroom-hunters-animation-neil-gaiman/
          • Discovering how much butter and sugar is in your common or garden cake has filled me with sheer horror
          • A public call to action for the creation of Violence/Threat Jazz as a genre

            • Microtopics:

            • The collection of music songs that you put on the internet last year.
            • The Citizen Sleeper trailer.
            • Managing a game's Steam store page.
            • The conversations you don't have.
            • Adventuring as it is conceived of and perceived.
            • Going into the field and being exposed to health hazards.
            • Rock climbing and its relationship to speed running.
            • All the big parts of the world having been discovered already so you need to be satisfied with discovering tiny parts.
            • The difficulty of spending a lifetime rock climbing when you don't enjoy rock climbing.
            • Whether being sent off to war feels or ought to feel like an adventure.
            • Lockdown tattoos.
            • The uncle who convinced you to get an eyebrow ring.
            • Designing a tattoo so that it still looks right if the recipient suddenly gets swole.
            • The Clean and Jerk.
            • Compressing yourself inwards as you hit the ground.
            • The idea of caring about your appearance.
            • Looking in the mirror and feeling good about yourself.
            • A portion of meat that is ruining your aesthetic.
            • Your full-sleeve Gigantamax Meowth tattoo.
            • Ark from Terranigma.
            • A tattoo of a goat because you love goats a lot.
            • Putting pictures on your body and looking cool.
            • Going full body-mod in your old age.
            • A Rotom right up there in your armpit.
            • Walking around looking like a JRPG character with an asymmetrical pauldron.
            • The right torso for me.
            • Bone tattoos that are just for you because nobody can see your bones.
            • Waiting until you are 80 years old for eyeball tattoo technology to get safer.
            • Screaming higher and higher until you take a shower.
            • Airflow and handflow.
            • Licking a musical instrument that makes noise when it's wet.
            • Chromatic spittoon virtuosos.
            • Melody Pops.
            • How to survive long car trips before portable video games.
            • Lollipops you could write with.
            • Chocolate cigarettes wrapped in rice paper.
            • Rebranding your offensive children's cigarette brand to "Fads."
            • The formulation of laws to follow facts revealed.
            • Food Tasters.
            • One king left and so much food to eat.
            • Why so much fiction is so obsessed with royalty.
            • Cracking a nut in your brain.
            • The moon's excellent product placement.
            • Cakes for people to jump out of.
            • How to marble a cake.
            • The butter iceberg.
            • The inside scoop behind all the drama.
            • The Sharks and the Jets snapping at each other.
            • The dude in Mad Max Fury Road playing a flaming guitar on top of a moving truck.
            • Where to see Ben's cats.

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