"Local short king makes good." If the recent performance of the Washington Capitals is any indication, we’re fully in our clown slip era, so Rave, Eva, and Kelly are leaning in with the help of some of our greatest hits: AI-generated Valentine’s greetings, a stern admonishment that we know Brad Marchand will ignore, and big questions about the Calgary Flames’ trade activities. This episode was recorded on February 15, 2022.

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Timecodes: (03:05) Chin Up Princess Or The Clown Slips
| (13:18) #ALLCAPS | (43:25) Elsewhere in the NHL | (54:55) Love Bot