"You gotta deprioritize the module." Other than the limits imposed by Philadelphia's gingers-only requirement, this season's trade deadline was...fine. Sure, Claude is a Panther now, and Flower's a Wild, and some other choices leave us with more questions than answers, but it's all hot gossip in the end! And y'all know Kelly, Eva, and Rave love hot goss. This episode was recorded on March 22, 2022.

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Timecodes: (02:46) Keep Me, Daddy! | (14:10) #ALLCAPS | (33:19) Elsewhere in the NHL | (01:18:46) Listener Q: Ravaged by time