"A phoenix! But it's a duck. A duck on fire." Close-minded dweebs will tell you that when a team has a players-only meeting before the playoffs, it's a bad sign. Rave, Eva, and Kelly do not agree! They weigh in on this common misconception, plus the Jayvor Zeagle Hotdogging Incident, acclimating the Panthers to life outside the void, and the respect owed (or not) to Keith Yandle. Also: The return of '80s TV news chyrons. This episode was recorded on April 8, 2022.

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Timecodes: (05:08) Breaking The News | (14:46) #ALLCAPS | (29:20) Elsewhere in the NHL | (01:03:06) Fuck Personality