Topic Lords

15. More Real Than Tower Records

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  • Tyriq is working on video games including Catacomb Kids: https://fourbitfriday.itch.io/catacombkids and has a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/FourbitFriday
  • Avery still made that solo album. https://averyburke.bandcamp.com/releases

    • Topics

    • 5:12 Reading non-religious texts as scripture.
      • Harry Potter and the Sacred Text. http://www.harrypottersacredtext.com/
      • Orphans of the Sky. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphans_of_the_Sky
      • Generation Ships. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_ship
      • Water. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Water
      • Wookieepedia has removed Poggle the Greater so I guess their editors are just as serious-business as Wikipedia's.
      • Video Game Advisor. https://twitter.com/VGAdvisor
      • 18:13 I just found out that "pitched battle" means "pitch" as in "sales pitch" as opposed to "fever pitch."
        • Pitched battle on Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitched_battle
        • Pitched battle on Merriam Webster. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pitched%20battle
        • 24:01 How do you really use carrier pigeons?
          • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homing_pigeon
          • Pigeon racing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_racing
          • 32:05 Larry asks: "Which ship is the best one?"
            • Earthships. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthship
            • Dyson spheres. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_sphere
            • Is it Hogwarts or just Britain? https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/ajmpqi/nonbritish_harry_potter_fans_what_are_some_things/
            • 40:53 One of two ways of doing a thing.
            • 52:17 The switch in ancient Greece from clothed to naked sports.

              • Microtopics:

              • Taking a bite out of a cartoon bird and leaving a tooth-shaped hole, like a cookie.
              • Empire Records now being more real than Tower Records.
              • Not remembering record stores.
              • Mowing your face into a lawn made of tiny green clones of you.
              • Trusting that in a couple years your record will be classic enough that dads will want it for Christmas.
              • Trying to glean philosophy and life lessons out of the Bible even if you don't believe it's real.
              • Trying to glean philosophy and life lessons out of Harry Potter even if you don't believe it's real.
              • Star Wars being more real than Tower Records.
              • Mixing methamphetamines and marriage.
              • Language changing to mean the thing people misunderstand it to mean.
              • Drinking tea and watching war as if it's a sport.
              • Wearing enormous flags so people can see at a glance how the battle is going.
              • Pantsed and unpantsed meaning the same thing.
              • The union of shells and the union of unshelledness.
              • The dude whose job it is to take homing pigeons away from home.
              • Homing pigeons basically being a rubber band.
              • Defcon attendees hacking the pigeon timestamp machine to win the pigeon race.
              • Buying a signed shot polisher from the guy who won the International Barista Championships.
              • Going to the barista gym up keep your skills up between barista gigs.
              • Coming back from your barista sabbatical and discovering all coffee is now made in node.js.
              • Not letting anyone else use the espresso machine you convinced management to pay for.
              • Being both a barista and a bard at GitHub.
              • Singing to GitHub employees a tale of the GitHub CEOs valor.
              • The Roman alphabet existing in the Star Wars universe.
              • Being a huge fan of Dyson spheres.
              • Shamefully burying your fanfic in the desert, like E.T.
              • Wanting to live in a pile of garbage.
              • Wanting to live in a desert house, but not in the desert itself.
              • Forming complex structures using simple rules.
              • Wizards just pooping on the ground and magicking it away.
              • Being furious when someone peels a banana wrong.
              • Orienting your toilet paper so it's harder for cats to unroll.
              • Cats sticking their paws under the door.
              • Being sad because the doors are too flush with the ground for a cat paw to say hi.
              • Bringing your guitar case to lure your cat admirer away from you.
              • Waking up screaming about raccoons.
              • A cat's ability to form a mental model of the world.
              • Unloading the front door from memory when you get to the second floor.
              • Never getting the dog you wanted so you get an iguana instead.
              • Waking up snuggling a cold handbag.
              • Whether lizards snuggle with sleeping deer in the wild.
              • Earnestly proposing a Utopia ruled by you and your friends.
              • Doing the Olympics naked being a week-long fad at best.
              • Soccer fandoms gaining political power and going to war with one another.
              • Soccer's popularity fading immediately after its invention, being just one of millions of microsports.
              • Going into the wrestling pit with a spring loaded revolver up your sleeve.
              • Voting somebody off the island of Earth.
              • Biting open your cell phone tooth and the liquid going into a mold in your stomach shaped like a cell phone and pooping out a cell phone.
              • There also being a mold for a cell tower in your stomach.
              • Being qualified to gatekeep a culture because you once dated someone of that culture.

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