Danielle finished Girls With Slingshots and is now a full-time gardener! Rich is pursuing a new career in the ceramic arts! EVERYTHING IS CHANGING!

• Jed and Ellie May Clampett give us today's cold open, in tribute to and commemorating that...
• Girls With Slingshots ended at "2008", just like America (according to stupid people).
• Dry Erase Crayons are totally "a thing", and available in the Children's aisle at your local office supply store (aka exactly where grown adults should hang out!)
• The New Adventures of Bat Boy allowed Danielle Corsetto to LIVE HER DREAM
• Rich's other show Danielle should probably listen to is called Night Moves. Yesterday, Actual NASA Scientists said they want to be guests on the show.
• Biden Time is Rich's brand-new show (yes we are for real, it's launching within 24 hours)