Are all the answers our heroes need found at a repurposed pig farm full of decaying bodies??? Rich contemplates his potentially Lord of the Rings-ian journey to San Diego. Danielle is considering a return to a world she left behind.

Eisner Award Nominee John Allison does not introduce himself nor is he introduced as this episode's sit-in special guest substitute co-host on the Coffee & Cider Jazz Band. What if Rich were a priest, literally dripping in gold? He could be a Dracula! Have you a Death Wish? Come on down to my restaurant!

Calm down, dear.

Coffee & Cider (but Hold the Coffee) LIVE from STAPLE 2016! Rich takes a show off so that we can present the "Webcomics" panel from STAPLE 2016 in full, with Very Special Guests Spike Trotman, Dave Mercier, Matt Melvin, and our very own Danielle "Cider" Corsetto!

Additional panels from STAPLE 2016 will appear in the Artist Edition feed.

Do you ever worry what'll happen if EVERYONE at yoga farts?

Danielle and Rich discuss The Golden Ratio, academic standards they never knew to have before they started teaching, and the magic of re-gifting technology.

Rich begins backing up 16 years of website and Danielle reveals the secrets of "MultiTime". We finally discover Rich's superpower. No, the other one. No, not that one either.

Danielle becomes Max Headroom and Rich has finally gotten weather that resembles actual winter. Of course he has nothing better to do than get Danielle hooked on "The Peach" just like all the cool, happening youths.

Rich and Danielle have a solution for Twitter, and it involves money. They discuss Mormon underwear, ass-kicking, and illustrious careers in teaching as well as bad comics contracts...which both effectively involve no money.

"Powerball" means everyone may now design one consensual mini golf hole!

"Sexy Heroic Single Dad" Randy Milholland redefines “reason for the season” with Danielle and Rich on what becomes a Very Special Holiday Special you had no idea anyone would want, but realize you now cannot live without.

[[NOTE: Randy is not in any actual nor legal sense a “dad” and your read on his heroism may vary, but his pure sexual energy is undeniable.]]

Danielle is selling a physical good called Original Art. Rich has mastered the ancient mercantile art of Laying Down Clear Tape. Our heroes finally answer a burning question: which Super Mario Bros. cartridge do you trust with your banking records?

Danielle and Rich catch up on the last two months they did no podcasting, but mostly and almost exclusively talk about how, thanks to first-hand use, Rich thinks the iPad Pro is going to destroy the Wacom tentacle monster for many cartoonists.