Coffee & Cider

Rich has been excavating treasures in his warehouse and Danielle prepares to boldly go back in time (in the near future, when she goes to Canada)! Will Rich survive expired Pseudoephedrine? Will Danielle find a radio-only Walkman?

Rich has been living one song on loop for a long, long time now. It's a great song. The kind you don't mind for hanging around...the kind you thank for being a friend. Be a friend, throw in your Brain Jerky, and join the Nosepickers Society to plan your Post-Modern Retirement.

Danielle has recovered from Con Crud, Rich has a massive pork bone, and one of our heroes might be on the way to becoming The Next Cathy?!

Danielle finished Girls With Slingshots and is now a full-time gardener! Rich is pursuing a new career in the ceramic arts! EVERYTHING IS CHANGING!

• Jed and Ellie May Clampett give us today's cold open, in tribute to and commemorating that...
• Girls With Slingshots ended at "2008", just like America (according to stupid people).
• Dry Erase Crayons are totally "a thing", and available in the Children's aisle at your local office supply store (aka exactly where grown adults should hang out!)
• The New Adventures of Bat Boy allowed Danielle Corsetto to LIVE HER DREAM
• Rich's other show Danielle should probably listen to is called Night Moves. Yesterday, Actual NASA Scientists said they want to be guests on the show.
• Biden Time is Rich's brand-new show (yes we are for real, it's launching within 24 hours)

Danielle and Rich discuss the finer points of yoga, "douchesnacks", and destroying a piece of human history. Come for the male prostitute humor. Stay to slather it with butter.

• Topatoco has created a combination store of Rich and Danielle's merchandise that, as Danielle says "puts all the cute shit in one place".

• Strips created the night this episode was recorded
  • Girls With Slingshots #2002
  • Diesel Sweeties #3765
• Emerald City Comic Con is in a few weeks. Danielle will be there.
• Eat out of a rabbit's ass like Rich! Utz "Cotton Tails" White Cheddar Cheese Balls

Danielle reveals amazing non-spoilers regarding the lovely "little murder palace" that plays a key role in the last days of Girls With Slingshots. Rich, ever with the train analogies, is completely "off the rails", poor guy.

Next week, Danielle is the guest on the second episode of Come As You Are, a brand-new show about sex hosted by Emily Nagoski. It's "the kink show" that Rich refers to in this episode of Coffee & Cider.

• Topatoco has created a combination store of Rich and Danielle's merchandise that, as Danielle says "puts all the cute shit in one place".

• Strips created the night this episode was recorded
  • Girls With Slingshots #1998, powered by the magic of three-row-storytelling
  • Diesel Sweeties #3761
• URGENT CORRECTION: Come As You Are is only sometimes a kink show.
• Ecto Cooler: the conspiracy theory
• Ecto Cooler: conspiracy recipe
• Old Lyme, Connecticut
• John Allison: "A Fucking Hero"

Healed from illness as if by magic, Danielle is worried about Rich. Is "Stevens the Third Mansion" haunted??? Find out (or don't) whether either of them or their comics have "big idea" backstories!

ALSO: in life, why would you not choose to play as Peach if you could?

• "DrawAttention": Whiteboards you can stick on the lid of your laptop
• SPOILER ALERT: four weeks of Girls With Slingshots remains!

Danielle and Rich examine the realities and myths of sleep and rest, along with Rich's propensity for hitting his head.

SPOILER WARNING: Do not attempt "sleep" while in the process of "driving".

• Extra 20: Pretty is Garbage, Ugly Works is an after-show bit about computer stuff

• First sleep and second sleep is a thing. No, really.
• Emily Nagoski's Come As You Are is a book you should have pre-ordered by now. This is your last warning.

Danielle is building a desk. Did Rich make it to Disney World? Did he even leave the confines of his office? Tune in to find out!

Also: have your keys on you at ALL TIMES.

• This episode is EXCLUSIVELY brought to you by Café Grumpy. [They didn't pay us, but is that really what's important in life? -Rambunctious Rich]

Rich contemplates and plans an Amtrak Birthday Adventure. Danielle reveals her magic travel smarts regarding aero-travel and shamelessly offers free advertising to Marvel's Ryan North's Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, which has a warm place in her boudoir. This reminds Rich of the tragic tale of his beloved wallet photo of Ryan North...

Join us now for A Very Special Coffee & Cider.

• Modern Myths Comics & Games in Northampton MA
• Nano suction tape
• Toasty Toes Ergonomic Foot Warmer
• Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is a superhero comic that is actually good what
• Squirrel Girl at Marvel.com has the powers of both squirrel and girl, and once...had a fling with Wolverine (RIP OMG)???
• Below: what Ryan North looks like. What do you have in your wallet?