- Post “Progress Pics” but Never Actually Work Out or Change Your Eating Habits.
- Pull Twelve of Your Friends Aside and Inform Them That They Are Your Inner Circle.... Pull Four Aside and Inform Them They Are Even More Inner.
- Urinals Where There’s No Place To Put Your Beer Down or Balance It. Chop.
- Buy Small Vegetables From the Grocery Store and Gift Them to Your Neighbor, Tell Them They Were Fresh Grown From Your Garden.

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