"Horse heist." Round 2 of the 'Loffs continues, and Eva, Kelly, and Rave's loyalties, preferences, and prejudices are evolving accordingly. Brad Marchand? Good! (For now.) Leafs? Upsetting! (For now.) Johnny Gaudreau and Sean Monahan's true love? We're invested! (For now.) Also: Sorry to friend of the pod PJ on the death of your Wild. You were right to be wary. This episode was recorded on May 17, 2022.

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Timecodes: (03:52) Funsolved Mysteries | (11:20) Caps-Panthers | (30:31) Canes-Bruins | (33:17) Wild-Blues | (36:03) Leafs-Lightning | (45:04) Pens-Rangers | (53:28) Kings-Oilers | (54:21) Flames-Stars | (01:02:15) Elsewhere in the NHL