Topic Lords

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Lords:

  • Shannon
  • Avery

    • Topics:

    • Measure words
    • Is color even real?
    • https://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/hdrdlt/poem_my_cat_is_sad_spencer_madsen/

      • Microtopics:

      • Game Changer.
      • Why various albums aren't on Spotify.
      • During the American Revolution when the British were always quartering punk bands in colonial household.
      • The Bug Porn calendar that Shannon drew for the FF2 ARG.
      • A singular bug in a pin-up pose.
      • A praying mantis cosplaying as a nun.
      • Learning a language and then forgetting it because you're too embarrassed to speak it around people.
      • A soup vs. a bowl of soup.
      • Thousands of years of associating this thing with this other thing.
      • How singing works in tonal languages.
      • The people who keep insisting that orange doesn't rhyme with anything.
      • That time Tom Lehrer rhymed "orange" with "bizarre enjoyment."
      • Memory palaces.
      • Stand over mouth next to person equals.
      • The "two six-packs" mnemonic for remembering what the two dots on the guitar fretboard mean.
      • Mnemonics that you would prefer to forget.
      • The blue/black/gold/white dress.
      • Changing the perceived color of an object by changing the lighting in the room.
      • Whether light is real.
      • Naming a color and never telling anybody the name.
      • Keeping a color swatch because your memory of a color might drift over time, but the swatch fades.
      • Perfect pitch for color perception.
      • Getting two sensory outputs from a single sensory input.
      • A deeply visual species.
      • Striving to be amazed and confused by things normal people take for granted.
      • Visualization but for smells.
      • A list of attributes of what your daughter looks like.
      • Blind sight.
      • Seeing but having no experience of sight.
      • Hashtag Kant Folks.
      • Discerning green and pink.
      • Do these two sexy nazi ponies look the same to you?
      • The purpose of music theory.
      • The invention of standardized tunings.
      • Where to find poems.
      • A cat who does not have a cat.
      • A cat wondering why nobody else in his family is a cat.
      • Things it is funny for a cat to be sad about.
      • Why the family cat didn't go to college.
      • Making sure to get a pet early enough that you child can see it die before going to college.
      • Getting a second dog vs. getting your dog a dog.
      • Dog IQ tests.
      • The placards at the dog shelter listing each dog's D&D stats and alignment.
      • Cockatiel owners.
      • A sporting event that measures how hungry you are.
      • How many cinder blocks you'd pull for a kingdom's Klondike bar.
      • Looking into a well during the full moon and saying Avery's name a hundred times.
      • Dating a string of Lisas.
      • Six Songs For Lisa.
      • Starting your six song album on song number three.

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