Bacardi 161?! This week, Alex fails to find the Diminutive Famicom; a mini-mini installment of "The Human Body is Bullshit"; monetary misfortunes and the introduction of Tax Talk!; Pictlogica Final Fantasy is dumb; Alex isolates those darned aliens and ganks ganados; more miscellaneous game talk; Ray dives back into the muzukashii world of nihongo no benkyou, and we take your questions from Twitter! Don't blame us, we voted for Kodos.